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06-23-2009, 12:55 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | | Women. How do we love them? Let us count the ways.
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Women.
How* do we love them?
Let us count the ways.
1) All women are beautiful
2) Without women there would be nothing worth living for
3) Women are infinitely interesting
Add to this list
*I chose this word deliberately. Please think about the subtlety of its use. If you can only come up with the "bawdy" connotation, then you've missed it. 
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06-23-2009, 01:08 AM
| | | | They are nuts, making us all look completely sane. |
06-23-2009, 01:16 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: A Cartoon Graveyard | | | Quirks in a woman are a sure reason. (like how she sneezes, etc.)
But, If she likes Rush, then I'm sold!
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06-23-2009, 01:19 AM
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Heh heh, no wait I have to keep it PG rated. 
Lets just say it keeps the nebighors up all night, thats how. 
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06-23-2009, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by southernrocker  They are nuts, making us all look completely sane. | 
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06-23-2009, 01:36 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | | Women, please feel free to participate. Your opinions are probably far more valuable than men's, here.
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06-23-2009, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by The_Ox Quirks in a woman are a sure reason. (like how she sneezes, etc.)
But, If she likes Rush, then I'm sold! | That part about rush, that's how I got stuck with my girlfriend. |
06-23-2009, 02:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the Netherlands, Amsterdam | | | Why would you say how instead of why? |
06-23-2009, 04:22 AM
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Proprietor, Helland Musikk Teknologi | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Norway | | | How would you say why instead of how?
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06-23-2009, 04:36 AM
| | | How do we love women?
For giving us a reason to get out of bed in the morning
And... for most definitely giving us a reason to go to bed in the evening too hehe 
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06-23-2009, 05:08 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Queensland, Australia | | Giving us ANOTHER reason to play bass |
06-23-2009, 05:11 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Takoma Park, MD (DC) | | Quote:
Originally Posted by hbarcat 1) All women are beautiful | really? |
06-23-2009, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Nazium really? | Praise the lord, she got booty shorts on...  |
06-23-2009, 05:34 AM
|  | One lab accident away from being a supervillain | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Powder Springs, Ga | | Quote:
Originally Posted by ilikegrindcore
For giving us a reason to get out of bed in the morning
| Yes. The pointy elbows in the back
"Would you get up and shut off that alarm already" Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Nazium really? | She's still prettier than you.
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06-23-2009, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Nazium really?  | ImagePoop? OMG, did she really just poop out that motorcycle?!?!  Women - according to Norm Peterson (from Cheers)
'nough said.
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06-23-2009, 06:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | I would seriously like to contend the validty of #1.
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Im slightly turned on by your cleaver stroking anime girl avatar. | |
06-23-2009, 06:33 AM
| | | Here are two very good reasons:
1. LEFT BOOB
2. RIGHT BOOB
I need to get me some eye bleach for that pic posted earlier 
well, maybe some low grade, thanks to the internet I have many pictures that are much worse forever burned into my memory. |
06-23-2009, 06:57 AM
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06-23-2009, 07:09 AM
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Well, slathered in baby oil, for one. |
06-23-2009, 10:51 AM
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