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04-14-2008, 06:17 AM
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Ladies, it's time for you to outdo the men with some women laws that cannot be violated and remain a woman. |
04-14-2008, 06:23 AM
| | | | Thou shall not be clear about wants, needs, reasons for actions or feelings when dealing with the opposite sex. |
04-14-2008, 07:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Houston | | | Thy farts shall smell like cinnamon and rainbows. |
04-14-2008, 07:49 AM
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04-14-2008, 07:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Boston, MA | | | Good luck with this one.. Women don't like revealing their secrets.. It cheapens the endgame and will significantly reduce the amount of drama..
Hope to get surprised though.. subscribed! |
04-14-2008, 08:36 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Leander, Texas | | WOMEN!!! If thine feet are fugly, and thy toes carryeth fungi, thou shalt NOT wear open-toed shoes until thy fungi have been destroyed!!! Do this in courtesy to your sisters, and so that men will not flee from you, and from the rest of us because they think we may have gotten toe fungus by borrowing your shoes.
WOMEN!!! If thy middle has become infirm due to the strenuous bearing of children, or the strenuous consumption of cake, thou shalt give all of thine tube-tops to charity, to be used as pressure bandages for our soldiers at the front. To appear in thine tube-top as a can of exploded biscuits is a great sin upon all the people, and thine tube-tops shall be burned upon the stake. Please find something more flattering to wear. Cato's has great prices.
WOMEN!!! Thou shalt never reveal to any male the true purpose of going to the restroom together when out in the public eye. If thou shalt commit this greatest and most heinous of all sins, greater even than man-stealing, thou shalt be forever curse-ed with never-ending toe fungus, and have all thine really cute shoes burned, and be forever banned from all of the shoe stores upon The Earth. In addition, thou shalt be cast into the blackest of all pits...The Pit Of The Women Who Are Banished To Pee Alone!!! There is great gnashing of teeth, and black loneliness, and a great Echo in The Room Of Rest. REVEAL NOT THE PURPOSE!!!
This is the Word Of The Women. Upon The Great Black Pumps, take heed!
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04-14-2008, 08:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Knoxville, TN | | | If your jugs rest on the waistband of your pants, THOU SHALT NOT go unsupported.
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04-14-2008, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by txbasschik WOMEN!!! If thy middle has become infirm due to the strenuous bearing of children, or the strenuous consumption of cake, thou shalt give all of thine tube-tops to charity, to be used as pressure bandages for our soldiers at the front. To appear in thine tube-top as a can of exploded biscuits is a great sin upon all the people, and thine tube-tops shall be burned upon the stake. Please find something more flattering to wear. Cato's has great prices. | Please enforce that law more . . . PLEASE! Quote:
Originally Posted by txbasschik WOMEN!!! Thou shalt never reveal to any male the true purpose of going to the restroom together when out in the public eye. If thou shalt commit this greatest and most heinous of all sins, greater even than man-stealing, thou shalt be forever curse-ed with never-ending toe fungus, and have all thine really cute shoes burned, and be forever banned from all of the shoe stores upon The Earth. In addition, thou shalt be cast into the blackest of all pits...The Pit Of The Women Who Are Banished To Pee Alone!!! There is great gnashing of teeth, and black loneliness, and a great Echo in The Room Of Rest. REVEAL NOT THE PURPOSE!!! | . . . so . . . why do you's ?
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04-14-2008, 09:01 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by txbasschik WOMEN!!! If thy middle has become infirm due to the strenuous bearing of children, or the strenuous consumption of cake, thou shalt give all of thine tube-tops to charity, to be used as pressure bandages for our soldiers at the front. To appear in thine tube-top as a can of exploded biscuits is a great sin upon all the people, and thine tube-tops shall be burned upon the stake. Please find something more flattering to wear. Cato's has great prices.
Cherie | Can we add an addendum for bikini's on this one?  |
04-14-2008, 10:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | Quote:
Originally Posted by txbasschik WOMEN!!! If thine feet are fugly, and thy toes carryeth fungi, thou shalt NOT wear open-toed shoes until thy fungi have been destroyed!!! Do this in courtesy to your sisters, and so that men will not flee from you, and from the rest of us because they think we may have gotten toe fungus by borrowing your shoes.
WOMEN!!! If thy middle has become infirm due to the strenuous bearing of children, or the strenuous consumption of cake, thou shalt give all of thine tube-tops to charity, to be used as pressure bandages for our soldiers at the front. To appear in thine tube-top as a can of exploded biscuits is a great sin upon all the people, and thine tube-tops shall be burned upon the stake. Please find something more flattering to wear. Cato's has great prices.
WOMEN!!! Thou shalt never reveal to any male the true purpose of going to the restroom together when out in the public eye. If thou shalt commit this greatest and most heinous of all sins, greater even than man-stealing, thou shalt be forever curse-ed with never-ending toe fungus, and have all thine really cute shoes burned, and be forever banned from all of the shoe stores upon The Earth. In addition, thou shalt be cast into the blackest of all pits...The Pit Of The Women Who Are Banished To Pee Alone!!! There is great gnashing of teeth, and black loneliness, and a great Echo in The Room Of Rest. REVEAL NOT THE PURPOSE!!!
This is the Word Of The Women. Upon The Great Black Pumps, take heed!
Cherie |
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04-14-2008, 10:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NY, NY | | | Red wings?
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04-14-2008, 10:59 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | | They aint usually keen on the brown wings either . . .
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04-14-2008, 11:01 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Detroit, michigan | | | Women shall not become walking cliche by getting Lower Back Tattoo. |
04-14-2008, 11:20 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Leander, Texas | | Quote:
Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk Please enforce that law more . . . PLEASE!
. . . so . . . why do you's ? | If I told ya, I'd havta kill ya. Sorry, but I do need to be able to buy shoes every so often.
Cherie |
04-14-2008, 11:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Leander, Texas | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Can we add an addendum for bikini's on this one? | One-piece suits are awful, and the bigger you are, the more difficult they are to take off when you are soaked, and you really, really, really need to go to the bathroom.
Bikini Addenda...if you are reasonably proportional, don thine bikini. If thou art not, and thy tummy looks like cottage cheese, don thine two piece that covers the belly. The makers of one-piece suits shall be banished to Lyrca He11, where they will be forced to wear their own creations, and perpetually have to pee.
Cherie |
04-14-2008, 11:26 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by txbasschik One-piece suits are awful, and the bigger you are, the more difficult they are to take off when you are soaked, and you really, really, really need to go to the bathroom.
Bikini Addenda...if you are reasonably proportional, don thine bikini. If thou art not, and thy tummy looks like cottage cheese, don thine two piece that covers the belly. The makers of one-piece suits shall be banished to Lyrca He11, where they will be forced to wear their own creations, and perpetually have to pee.
Cherie | I can agree to that. I will hereby second that addendum although, I'm not sure I'm qualified to do so. |
04-14-2008, 11:27 AM
|  | Johnny and Joe | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chicago | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bad Brains Women shall not become walking cliche by getting Lower Back Tattoo. | I never thought I'd agree with you on anything, but there you go.
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04-14-2008, 11:28 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by GregC I never thought I'd agree with you on anything, but there you go. | What about a bulls-eye stipulation? That's pretty classy.  |
04-14-2008, 11:35 AM
| | Johnny and Joe | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chicago | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar | OK. As long as there are standards.
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Originally Posted by Jim C All these micro guys keep throwing a single 12AX7 behind the input jack with the marketing team shouting "has a tube; sounds like tubes". | LOG #143
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04-14-2008, 11:37 AM
| | Thor's Hammer 2.1.3beta | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: South Houston, TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I can agree to that. I will hereby second that addendum although, I'm not sure I'm qualified to do so. | Considering we all know your extensive experience as a lifeguard, and as a result your extensive knowledge of swimwear and the effect it has on various body types, I doubt anyone will question your expertise on the matter.
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