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Old 06-22-2008, 10:50 AM
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This has been going around on facebook and i've seen it a couple of times but can't seem to figure out what it is... can anyone here figure it out? maybe someone with a child in kindergarten?
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:57 AM
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Can you guess the riddle?

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Old 06-22-2008, 11:00 AM
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okay, I'm lost...no clue on this one.
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Time.
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I remember this one, but that answer doesn't make sense.

There is no way a 6 year old would say time. Made up statistics are great.

Pressure, Gravity, or Force also, nothing a 6 year old would say.

85% of all statistics are made up. Including the sentence before this one.

The poem it refers to is one by Neil Gaiman, the reason a 6 year old would know is because it is taught to them.

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The poem written by Neil Gaiman that supports my answer.

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
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It's not a riddle, it's a poem.

So can't you guess it. No.
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The poem written by Neil Gaiman that supports my answer.

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
ah now it makes sense... thank you
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:17 AM
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ah now it makes sense... thank you
No it doesn't.
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No it doesn't.
well i mean the riddle was based off the poem so now i understand the riddle.
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ah now it makes sense... thank you
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The Sun..?
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well i mean the riddle was based off the poem so now i understand the riddle.
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air pressure?
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This was my guess... but ?
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my guess is: Air/wind
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my guess is: Air/wind
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