The Worldwide Middle Finger

disenchant · #1 10-09-2008, 10:23 AM

Right now there is a person at my work that I HATE. And I'm a pretty cheerful person and rarely hate anything or anyone.

I want to give her the middle finger (not to her face or I'll get fired) but that doesn't seem like enough to sit in my office and aim my ire in her direction.

So, I thought it would be fun for a WHOLE BUNCH of people worldwide (hence posting on TB) to give her the finger at the exact same time. And also, aim it toward anyone you hate and is deserving of a big Eff You.

I pick 4:15 CST to give everyone who is deserving the worldwide middle finger. Then at 4:20 we can all go...relax.

Anyone with me? Anyone have someone deserving of The Middle Finger?

MakiSupaStar · #2 10-09-2008, 10:30 AM

Bush.

mjolnir · #3 10-09-2008, 10:33 AM

A guy in engineering at my work. He's a grown ****ing man and still acts like a high school frat boy wannabee... Blows the whistle on me all the damn time too even though I don't do anything wrong, likes to whine about how it takes "forever" to fix his computer, even if I'm working on it exclusively all day and it really is just that messed up because he loaded up yet another mp3 that turned out to be a nasty virus and sent his hard drive to hell...

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FL Knifemaker · #4 10-09-2008, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

Bush.

Whose??

disenchant · #5 10-09-2008, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

Bush.

Bush the president or some other bush?

EricF · #6 10-09-2008, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker

Whose??

LOL

TallLankyBastyd · #7 10-09-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

Bush.

I'm going to risk another TB demerit for "politikin'" and say...

+1

...although, I do believe that Maki may in fact be talking about bush Bush and not Bush Bush but... what were we talking about?

MakiSupaStar · #8 10-09-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by mjolnir

A guy in engineering at my work. He's a grown ****ing man and still acts like a high school frat boy wannabee... Blows the whistle on me all the damn time too even though I don't do anything wrong, likes to whine about how it takes "forever" to fix his computer, even if I'm working on it exclusively all day and it really is just that messed up because he loaded up yet another mp3 that turned out to be a nasty virus and sent his hard drive to hell...

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That's something that can easily be solved with a poop in his desk drawer.

mjolnir · #9 10-09-2008, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

That's something that can easily be solved with a poop in his desk drawer.

Tried it. His only response was to try to pin me with a sexual harassment suit.

I'm thinking about deleting his "secret" stash of mp3s on the company server and blaming it on the monthly maintenance.

MakiSupaStar · #10 10-09-2008, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by mjolnir

Tried it. His only response was to try to pin me with a sexual harassment suit.

I'm thinking about deleting his "secret" stash of mp3s on the company server and blaming it on the monthly maintenance.

Yeah, that's pretty sweet. Do it.

NJL · #11 10-09-2008, 10:45 AM

i'm in with the middle finger thing.

jive1 · #12 10-09-2008, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by mjolnir

I'm thinking about deleting his "secret" stash of mp3s on the company server and blaming it on the monthly maintenance.

Here's something diabolical you can do:

When you are doing your "monthly maintenance", delete his mp3s and replace them with .mpgs of nasty porn. Make sure the mpgs are about the same size as his mp3s and use the same filenames. If he uses the same program to open music and videos, the icons will look the same and he won't notice anything. If you use SMS or some other type of network management software, you can remote into his desktop and record the actions he takes. Catch him when he's opening a porno, hit record, and then WHAM! - blackmail material. If you want to be extra evil, embed a link in the MPG that will forward him to a porno site. Keep the firewall records, in case you need someone to go out and buy you lunch one day.

But quite honestly as a former netadmin, if he's downloading stuff that's loaded with viruses and putting them on your servers, it is your responsibility to delete that crap. He has absolutely no recourse.

T.O.Bass · #13 10-09-2008, 11:00 AM

I'm in!

I say we make this a woldwide, all-***hole-encompassing middle finger. There's more than one or two people in my company that deserve it.

MatticusMania · #14 10-09-2008, 11:17 AM

The giant middle finger of doom!

I have a few people that need a good finger.

NJL · #15 10-09-2008, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by jive1

Here's something diabolical you can do:

When you are doing your "monthly maintenance", delete his mp3s and replace them with .mpgs of nasty porn. Make sure the mpgs are about the same size as his mp3s and use the same filenames. If he uses the same program to open music and videos, the icons will look the same and he won't notice anything. If you use SMS or some other type of network management software, you can remote into his desktop and record the actions he takes. Catch him when he's opening a porno, hit record, and then WHAM! - blackmail material. If you want to be extra evil, embed a link in the MPG that will forward him to a porno site. Keep the firewall records, in case you need someone to go out and buy you lunch one day.

But quite honestly as a former netadmin, if he's downloading stuff that's loaded with viruses and putting them on your servers, it is your responsibility to delete that crap. He has absolutely no recourse.

jeebus christo, Jong, remind me to never mess with you! LOL haahah

disenchant · #16 10-09-2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MatticusMania

The giant middle finger of doom!

I have a few people that need a good finger.

The Maki devil on my left shoulder wants to do something with that quote.

The angel on my right says naaaahhhh. Leave it alone.

Stumbo · #17 10-09-2008, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MatticusMania

The giant middle finger of doom!

Is that GMFD?

mjolnir · #18 10-09-2008, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by jive1

Here's something diabolical you can do:

When you are doing your "monthly maintenance", delete his mp3s and replace them with .mpgs of nasty porn. Make sure the mpgs are about the same size as his mp3s and use the same filenames. If he uses the same program to open music and videos, the icons will look the same and he won't notice anything. If you use SMS or some other type of network management software, you can remote into his desktop and record the actions he takes. Catch him when he's opening a porno, hit record, and then WHAM! - blackmail material. If you want to be extra evil, embed a link in the MPG that will forward him to a porno site. Keep the firewall records, in case you need someone to go out and buy you lunch one day.

But quite honestly as a former netadmin, if he's downloading stuff that's loaded with viruses and putting them on your servers, it is your responsibility to delete that crap. He has absolutely no recourse.

Thanks for the tip, Jive. For the record, anything riddled with viruses gets squashed before ever reaching our servers, our many firewalls simply won't allow it, hence the reason he keeps screwing up his client machine hard drive and not everyone else's.

...And I actually don't even have to set him up like you described, he actually did it himself.

Krügmeister · #19 10-09-2008, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by TallLankyBastyd

I'm going to risk another TB demerit for "politikin'" and say...

+1

...although, I do believe that Maki may in fact be talking about bush Bush and not Bush Bush but... what were we talking about?

Congress

Atoz · #20 10-09-2008, 11:42 AM

You know her work email. Sign her up for spam.