The worst joke you can think of/imagine

Bocete · #1 08-31-2009, 01:22 AM

I just woke up dreaming this:

Buns Bunny is walking down the street eating a carrot. Then he enters a butcher shop and waits in a very long queue. Finally it's his turn and he says "what's up, bread?"

Get it? BUNS? BREAD?

Zombbg4 · #2 08-31-2009, 01:59 AM

standupright · #3 08-31-2009, 02:03 AM

go back to sleep.

two peanuts were walking down the street..........

one was a salted

Lesfunk · #4 08-31-2009, 02:04 AM

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: 2 scoops of Ice Cream and 2 scoops of dead baby

standupright · #5 08-31-2009, 02:05 AM

a grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink

grasshopper: "i'll have a gin and tonic"

bartender: "holy crap!!! we have a drink named after you!"

grasshopper: "really? you have a drink named bob?"