worst thing your dog has eaten

[guyh27]

So my dog just chewed up my $180 anatomy and physiology textbook along with chewing the spine of my english book last week. hopefully someone can make me feel a little better by posting some bizarre/expensive/inconvenient things that your dog has eaten.

[santucci218]

my dog ate and **** out a rubber band once.

[jonathan_matos5]

my dog stole my steak off the grill once it really pissed me off. i should have been paying more attention though.

[username n/a]

Originally Posted by santucci218

my dog ate and **** out a rubber band once.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That was funny.

[marcray]

my other dogs ****...

[Rattman]

Just some poop.. but after the first time I saw it, I figured they (dogs) are just gleening some minerals or needed chemicals out of it... the same reason they eat green grass to aid digestion or cure a tummy ache.. (or so I've heard)

[username n/a]

When I was like 7 my dog ate my Scooby Doo slipper. That made me a sad panda.

[mike_v_s]

50 cents. Not the man. Two quarters. The 50 cents didn't really put a dent in the pocket book, it was the $800 it cost to split him open and get the quarters back 3 days later that pinched the wallet.

Mike

[guyh27]

Originally Posted by mike_v_s

50 cents. Not the man. Two quarters.

lol

Originally Posted by mike_v_s

The 50 cents didn't really put a dent in the pocket book, it was the $800 it cost to split him open and get the quarters back 3 days later that pinched the wallet.

dang, what kind of dog?

[Atoz]

In high school, my dog ate one of my dirty socks and puked it up at my feet a couple of hours later. It looked like he unhinged his jaw like a snake in order to expel the offending item.

[IconBasser]

Originally Posted by Atoz

In high school, my dog ate one of my dirty socks and puked it up at my feet a couple of hours later. It looked like he unhinged his jaw like a snake in order to expel the offending item.

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[philb61]

Let's see:

Saran Wrap

A pair of glasses (the frames. He left the lenses).

Both of those, I caught right away. Then it was time for the old peroxide trick (if your dog eats something that he shouldn't, give him some peroxide. Do it outside or in the bathtub, as stuff will come back up quickly and violently!).

The best is still: A condom. He must have fished it out of the garbage when I wasn't looking. I only found that one when he pooped it out.

I got a garbage can with a lid the next day.

Phil

[blueskid]

angus is pretty partial to cat poop and puke. it helps with the clean up and litter box maintainance.
he also likes to eat whole live fish. for some reason i find that to be the grossest. something about the crunching and the flopping, and the really bad dog farts that follow.

[Atoz]

Originally Posted by IconBasser

[/thread] for epic win.

Dude... it was wild.

Originally Posted by philb61

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The best is still: A condom. He must have fished it out of the garbage when I wasn't looking. I only found that one when he pooped it out.

I got a garbage can with a lid the next day.

Phil

[marcray]

my buddy Al Pitrelli had a great story years ago about his Great Dane eating his sons baseball, only to be woken up by Mookie, on the deck later crying, whooping and freaking out... Al claims he spent the next 15 minutes pulling string out the dogs butt... nice...

[Fassa Albrecht]

This thread is epic win!


My dog once ate an entire pickled onion whole.

[fleetwoodmac]

Cat poop.

[tplyons]

$160 Oakley sunglasses.

[IconBasser]

my dog ate my dad's blue-tooth.

that was not a happy day in my house-hold...

[mike_v_s]

Originally Posted by guyh27

lol



dang, what kind of dog?

Mutt. And since we are allowing multiple entries, I'll go with my previous dog, Old Dirty Patches. A short list:

About 16 crayons.
4 days worth of mail
multiple toads
some lizards, too
cockroaches anytime he could find them
houseflies
1 bee. That pretty much ended the housefly fetish
countless tennis balls (one broken off piece at a time)
sticks (he liked wood)
1/2 bottle of Tylenol (2 tablespoons of salt on the back of the throat brought it back, the vomit contained a pencil, a marble, the Tylenol and 3 whole orange slices he took from my brother)
most of a pizza
and the clincher: a bird....that he pulled from the air.

Really, that dog had probably eaten one of everything I ever owned. He was a beast.

Mike