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03-03-2010, 09:58 AM
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Ok, This is kind of weird. All my friends know that I love bass guitars so one comes to me and asks if I'm interested in buying a 70's Fender P, I said I would look at it. Well his mutual friend who owns the bass plays at nude resorts and such. I don't know if I could get the concept of ding dong on the bass out of my mind. I know its just human body but.... I don't know. Anyone else had this problem/thought/ etc.
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03-03-2010, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by MN_Bass  Ok, This is kind of weird. All my friends know that I love bass guitars so one comes to me and asks if I'm interested in buying a 70's Fender P, I said I would look at it. Well his mutual friend who owns the bass plays at nude resorts and such. I don't know if I could get the concept of ding dong on the bass out of my mind. I know its just human body but.... I don't know. Anyone else had this problem/thought/ etc. | you've probably slept with someone that has been touched by another naked guy......sheesh....
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03-03-2010, 10:02 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: St. Louis // St. Charles, MO | | | Unless his ding dong is wrapped in barbed wire, what the hell could be wrong with the bass? Hit it with a wet wipe when you get it and get over it.
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03-03-2010, 10:04 AM
| | Registered User | | | | LOL, I know its childish. I just wanted to see what my fellow tb'rs think. I bet it has ballsy tone 
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03-03-2010, 10:05 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London UK | | Chances are when you go to the john, you touch your wang. So does the guy next to you and the guy next to him. Has anyone other than you touched your bass? Ever shaken hands with a guy? You've practically had their wang in your hands. Get over it.
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03-03-2010, 10:07 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the Netherlands, Amsterdam | | | Who cares, just wipe it down first. BTW, this thread doesn't belong in OT. I'd say it goes in Basses, but at least in Misc. since it is music related. |
03-03-2010, 10:07 AM
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03-03-2010, 10:15 AM
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03-03-2010, 10:15 AM
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03-03-2010, 10:16 AM
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03-03-2010, 10:16 AM
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03-03-2010, 10:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | Every bass that comes through my door gets torn down and completely detailed and cleaned right down to taking the bridge and tuners apart, polished frets and any other attention it might need. Then I put it back together with a good setup and new strings. I like to start off fresh............ with no cooties |
03-03-2010, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by MN_Bass Yeah if its worth while and I can find the funds, I'll post a pic | Dude, it's never worthwhile to post a picture of a wang. Let alone pay to do so. 
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03-03-2010, 10:25 AM
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03-03-2010, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark Latimour Chances are when you go to the john, you touch your wang. So does the guy next to you and the guy next to him. | Hmmmmmm,I think there are laws against that here in the states.
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03-03-2010, 10:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Austin, TX | | | U, yeah I would. I'd buy a bass someone sh*t on and rubbed down with raw chicken for a good deal. Use some clorox cleanup and call it a day.
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03-03-2010, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by 5StringBlues Hmmmmmm,I think there are laws against that here in the states. | Indeed. One must go out of his way to find a mens room like that  |
03-03-2010, 10:38 AM
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03-03-2010, 10:41 AM
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03-03-2010, 10:54 AM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | couldn't/wouldn't help myself. 
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