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Old 04-27-2011, 12:30 AM
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Would you go to a nude gym?

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To me, it depends on the gym. Some gyms are filled with hot chicks, so that's obviously a plus. The gym would also have to be outdoors in the warm Summer [no AC] and have indoor facilities with ample heating in the Winter. I can't afford the shrinkage potential.

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Old 04-27-2011, 12:31 AM
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Using a machine naked, after another naked dude....

I feel nauseous........
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:38 AM
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Using a machine naked, after another naked dude....

I feel nauseous........
look on the positive side of things at least fat naked guy is becoming less fat.








who am i kidding i just threw up a little typing that.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:39 AM
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No slippage? That's a huge plus!
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:42 AM
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NOW I've seen everything!
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:43 AM
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No. It's cool in porn but I don't want to see any dudes junk in person if it's bigger than mine. I can't take my chances at a nudie gym unless I can be personally guaranteed that all the guys are on steroids.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:56 AM
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its bad enough having to risk std infection for sex, I'll get fat before I risk my genitalia for the sake of fitness
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cool, now i can show off my biggest muscle!
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:00 AM
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I don't mind the other guy's junk, as I've been in locker rooms before. It's my junk I'm worried about. As a competitive guy, I don't like coming up on the short end of the stick.
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:48 AM
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1. Spotting on bench would be really gross.

2. Cleanliness seems like a major issue here.
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Old 04-27-2011, 02:04 AM
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I don't mind the other guy's junk, as I've been in locker rooms before. It's my junk I'm worried about. As a competitive guy, I don't like coming up on the short end of the stick.
Given the topic... That just SOUNDS WROOOOONG.
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Old 04-27-2011, 02:07 AM
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I wouldn't. The kind of sexiness generated by me bench pressing 300 with everything on display would kill any living thing in a 2-mile radius.
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Old 04-27-2011, 02:08 AM
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No. It's cool in porn but I don't want to see any dudes junk in person if it's bigger than mine. I can't take my chances at a nudie gym unless I can be personally guaranteed that all the guys are on steroids.
The fastest way to make his smaller than yours, is to point and laugh... LOL
Then you don't have to see it all....
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Noooo. Even if some of the people are hot chicks, some exercises definitely fall under Seinfeld's definition of "bad naked"--especially for certain folks, including me.
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How can I put this delicately...?? OK - no.
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Old 04-27-2011, 04:54 AM
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Are you allowed to spectate? I'd go watch the aerobics or something if the participants look anything like the chicks on those TV workout things do.
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Old 04-27-2011, 05:01 AM
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No way.

When I was a teenager I went to a Turkish Bath.Some of the dudes weren't careful enough about hiding their junks.I had a huge trauma and passed out.

It was the heat that made me pass out but still...that images are burnt into my retina.
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