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Old 01-15-2008, 05:35 PM
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Question Would you rather be beaten with a wood beam or a lead pipe ?

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Would you rather be beaten with a wood beam or a lead pipe ? I would take my chances with the wood.
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I would rather not be beaten.
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How long is each?
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You must be really scraping the bottom of the ideas barrel here major
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How long is each?
3 and a half to 4 feet long.
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I'd think wood would have a tendancy to move more slowly, affording one a better chance to dodge the coming blow(s). Even if you were tied, I'd have to vote wood. Less dense.
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Blatantly wood, being lighter. Would do less damage. I'm liking the randomness of the questions
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Maybe I am the one doing the tor... I mean interogating
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What I've been wondering is would it be better to be stabbed with a sharpened spoon or a dull knife?
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how thick is the wood?
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Wood at least has tone.
Lead is bad for you.
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Wood without a doubt. It is less dense and more likely to break (thus ending the interogation)
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What I've been wondering is would it be better to be stabbed with a sharpened spoon or a dull knife?
On a related note Ever get stabbed with a pencil ?
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Is Hacksaw Jim Duggan swinging the wood?

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While being beat with either a lead or wood pole would suck, it's still probably better than having to put your junk out on a table (if you're male), and then being held while someone smashes it over and over again with a sledge hammer.

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Guess it depends on which of these gals is doing it..

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