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View Poll Results: Would you rather be stabbed by \MM/ or Nino?
Major Metal with a fish fillet knife 0 0%
Nino with a de-boner 1 12.50%
Major Metal with a jagged wooden shiv in greenburst 0 0%
Nino with a set of fret files 0 0%
Major M. with a frozen carrot painted green 1 12.50%
Nino with a carrot copied from more famous carrots 3 37.50%
Carrots, a gang of them armed with Zulu spears 3 37.50%
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Old 01-16-2008, 01:09 PM
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Walking lost down a dark alley in a sketchy neighborhood, would you rather be stabbed by M.M. or Nino?
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Old 01-16-2008, 01:10 PM
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do I get to chose the weapon or just the perp?
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Old 01-16-2008, 01:15 PM
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Can Major Metal perform last rites?
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would I be stabbed with a pencil or a lead pipe?
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Old 01-16-2008, 01:18 PM
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Old 01-16-2008, 01:19 PM
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would I be stabbed with a pencil or a lead pipe?
Just be glad it's not Maki doing the stabbing!
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Just be glad it's not Maki doing the stabbing!
Or the rectal exam at the hospital afterwards...
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Major Metal- being stabbed by a mod would be cool.
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definately Nino. Judging by his open attitude towards using pot, he'd probably miss.
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Major Metal in the library with the lead pipe.
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I'm in two minds here. If it was MM then he'd probably pause to ask a puzzling question, and I'd get the pleasure of dying to Metallica (though I'd have to insist on Cliff era). Valenti makes instruments of the kind of quality that makes me think he'd do a quick and neat job of dispatching me though. It's a tough choice, but I suppose I'd go with MM.
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I'm in two minds here. If it was MM then he'd probably pause to ask a puzzling question, and I'd get the pleasure of dying to Metallica (though I'd have to insist on Cliff era). Valenti makes instruments of the kind of quality that makes me think he'd do a quick and neat job of dispatching me though. It's a tough choice, but I suppose I'd go with MM.
Come on now.... I totally agree with the Cliff era... Choose me!!!!

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Old 01-16-2008, 03:57 PM
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Come on now.... I totally agree with the Cliff era... Choose me!!!!

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Wow - your edit between me reading your post and me clicking quote confused me there...I don't know whether to be honoured or terrified that you seem so eager for me to want to be stabbed by you...and confused that you think that video would convince me
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Old 01-16-2008, 05:06 PM
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After he stabbed me he'd want to ask me how I felt about the situation.
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