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Old 01-15-2008, 07:41 PM
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Would you rather be shot in the right testicle or the left testicle?

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Would you rather be shot in the right testicle or the left testicle? I'd take my chances with the left.
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I'd play it safe and go with my right testicle. We're two very different people.
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I would rather not be shot in eather testical.
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Old 01-15-2008, 07:43 PM
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I'd prefer neither actually.
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What kind of question is this?
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Nino we are making fun of this thread in the unofficial TalkBass chat. Just an FYI.
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Old 01-15-2008, 07:47 PM
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If that's my choice, put the bullet between my eyes, please.
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Old 01-15-2008, 07:51 PM
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Left........ no right. Well, maybe not the right one ..... OK left. Yes, left.
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People often say they would give their left nut for something. If you're one of those people you better choose your right one
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Left........ no right. Well, maybe not the right one ..... OK left. Yes, left.
Just make sure you don't shoot in the middle
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An I thought Majors questions were crazy. Funny thing is WE'RE ANSWERING THEM.
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If that's my choice, put the bullet between my eyes, please.
I laughed so loud, I almost woke the kids up!!!!!!!!!
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An I thought Majors questions were crazy. Funny thing is WE'RE ANSWERING THEM.
It's a spoof on MM's Lead Pipe or Wooden Beam thread.
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Since my left nut is smaller, I could live without it, and then get a prosthetic that looks more anatomically correct.
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Since my left nut is smaller, I could live without it, and then get a prosthetic that looks more anatomically correct.

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Since my left nut is smaller, I could live without it, and then get a prosthetic that looks more anatomically correct.
too much info


here's a fun solution, get the left one shot and after shove a marble in there to even it out, nobody will know the difference
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I go with the left, since it's smaller than the right.

I'd also like the meet the person who accurate enough to shoot off my left nut without damaging the right.
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I go with the left, since it's smaller than the right.

I'd also like the meet the person who accurate enough to shoot off my left nut without damaging the right.
Or hit something in the middle. I don't think that it would matter to me, I have three.

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Or hit something in the middle. I don't think that it would matter to me, I have three.

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