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Old 02-05-2008, 03:08 PM
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WOW! I've got a HUGE screwup in Europe!

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Dunno how or why, but a hinged door at the bottom of one of our dumpers has failed, and the customer is trying to tell me how it's failed. Problem is, he's here in Yankeeland, and the dumper is in either Germany or Scotland. He has not seen this problem, but the guys overseas said it's happened FIVE times now and destroyed the hinged door completely. This is a huge plate steel door, hydraulic cylinder with 1800psi operating it, and fully welded hinges because standard bolted door hinges just aren't strong enough. So for these hings to fail, it musta took some Herculean retardation of some sort to destroy it. Worst part, they're 5 hours ahead, probably already asleep, and we really need photos just to understand what they're destroying.


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Old 02-05-2008, 03:11 PM
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I also need photos to understand what the hell your talking about.
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i was working with a guy and he was tightening a clamp on a big dump trailer that seals the plate. it was cheap aluminum that busted fairly easy, we got wet.
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Well... it's made of METAAAAAAAAAAL and it could easily slice your arm off. Well, not really slice. That would imply a sharpened edge. More like, disastrously traumatizing your arm with compression until the blunt force just shredded and mangled your arm off.


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Johnny Mack, wet wit wut? Water? Oil? Gas? Mike Rowe styled stuff?
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Old 02-05-2008, 04:03 PM
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Sounds to me like nothing's gonna happen until one of them gets off their butt and sends you digital photos.
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Where about in Scotland, if it was to be, we are a small country, ill look outside my window, see if i can see anything
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Where about in Scotland, if it was to be, we are a small country, ill look outside my window, see if i can see anything
Do you see a giant dumper?
cause, If you can, I know where it is!
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I took a giant dumper this morning, and it ripped apart the massive welded steel hinged door in the bottom of my pajamas.
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I took a giant dumper this morning, and it ripped apart the massive welded steel hinged door in the bottom of my pajamas.
aaahhh-ha-haaa I was waiting for somebody to post something like that
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I took a giant dumper this morning, and it ripped apart the massive welded steel hinged door in the bottom of my pajamas.
you still wear pajamas with a little trap door?
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who doesnt? mine have the rubber feet, too!
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Old 02-05-2008, 08:21 PM
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you still wear pajamas with a little trap door?
Hey, if it's comfy never question it... sorry to hear about yer HUGE dumper door screwup thingy.
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Old 02-05-2008, 09:30 PM
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I took a giant dumper this morning, and it ripped apart the massive welded steel hinged door in the bottom of my pajamas.
SIgggeeeeeed!!!!! Friggin' A hilarious.
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Old 02-05-2008, 09:50 PM
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