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this idiot needs a smack in the head, a cellmate, and a revisit with the family photo album. Sometimes "crazy" is just stupid. And he's a whole lotta stupid.
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Did he leave a trail of sparkles to where he was hiding?
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^ Yep. He'll be off to the looney bin soon enough.
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Oh boy. I think the Committee Of panties In a Bunch has found a fresh target.
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Some folks really blur the line between fantasy and reality. I feel sorry for this guy.

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Old 08-19-2011, 08:24 AM
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I think this is probably more accurate.
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I while back I used to play shows about once a month in mental facilities. We were talking to a dude one day who seemed pretty normal. After a while we asked him why he was there, and he said something to the effect of, "They don't believe I'm a wherewolf." It was awesome.
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I like reading Robert Heinlein, and have read most of his works. It doesn't mean that I can travel in time, or that I have a desire to have coitus with my mother or sisters....
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Old 08-19-2011, 09:21 AM
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I while back I used to play shows about once a month in mental facilities. We were talking to a dude one day who seemed pretty normal. After a while we asked him why he was there, and he said something to the effect of, "They don't believe I'm a wherewolf." It was awesome.
I met Jesus at a mental facility once. I was visiting a friend of mine there, and Jesus was playing pool in the rec room. The dude wore a robe, and sandals and he had long hair and a beard.... Who am I to say he wasn't really Jesus? I don't know why Jesus had a compulsion to burn himself with cigarettes, but I guess we all have our demons.


They should put the vampire guy in a cell with an east facing window. If he's still there after 10:00am or so, they should ship him off to the nut hatch...... (Better safe than sorry)
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The dude wore a robe, and sandals and he had long hair and a beard.... Who am I to say he wasn't really Jesus? I don't know why Jesus had a compulsion to burn himself with cigarettes, but I guess we all have our demons.
Thats not Jesus, thats Jeffery Lebowski...
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I while back I used to play shows about once a month in mental facilities. We were talking to a dude one day who seemed pretty normal. After a while we asked him why he was there, and he said something to the effect of, "They don't believe I'm a wherewolf." It was awesome.
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One of my friends in highschool "went goth" after discovering Type-O-Negative and Rammstien and he came to school one day with custom-fitted "fangs" in his mouth. He showed me at lunch and I fell over laughing at him which started my other friends laughing....

I never saw him wear them again.
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One of my friends in highschool "went goth" after discovering Type-O-Negative and Rammstien and he came to school one day with custom-fitted "fangs" in his mouth. He showed me at lunch and I fell over laughing at him which started my other friends laughing....

I never saw him wear them again.
This, made me laugh out loud. I wish my dog understood English better. She would have started laughing too as I read it to her.

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I wonder how long before a Vampire runs for office...
Well, a reported witch (or former witch) ran for Congress last year...
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