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07-13-2011, 04:23 PM
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07-13-2011, 04:26 PM
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07-13-2011, 04:28 PM
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07-13-2011, 04:28 PM
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07-13-2011, 04:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | what is perplexing is they rules out foul play and suspicion, but he CHOKED ON SOMETHING, YET HIS MASK'S MOUTH ZIPPER WAS ZIPPED SHUT.
I'd call this a case of assisted EWWWW-icide
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07-13-2011, 04:30 PM
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Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head, the coroner told The Morning Journal.
| How the....what the f..wait...wut??
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07-13-2011, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by hover what is perplexing is they rules out foul play and suspicion, but he CHOKED ON SOMETHING, YET HIS MASK'S MOUTH ZIPPER WAS ZIPPED SHUT.
I'd call this a case of assisted EWWWW-icide | haha! dude, you're on a roll today.
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07-13-2011, 04:34 PM
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"YYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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07-13-2011, 04:34 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | Wait, so the guy was handcuffed to a waterbed, with a "sex toy" lodged in his throat, while having his mouth zipped shut with a metal sphere over his head? Ok, I can get into some pretty kinky stuff, but this sounds a little beyond belief. How was he to remove the obstruction from his throat? Where is the person who would have to un-handcuff him so that the mouth zipper could be unzipped and the "sex toy" removed?
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...face down on a water bed. He was bound to the bed with handcuffs, chains and padlocks... a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing... He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head...
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07-13-2011, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by hover I'd call this a case of assisted EWWWW-icide | FIXED: I'd call this a case of assisted BLEWWWW-icide"
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07-13-2011, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by tastybasslines FIXED: I'd call this a case of assisted BLEWWWW-icide" | dildicide?
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07-13-2011, 04:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | I take it the fat man forgot the "safe" word.
Of course, then again,how you gonna utter "flapjacks" with a Steely Dan down your throat?
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07-13-2011, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by hover I take it the fat man forgot the "safe" word.
Of course, then again,how you gonna utter "flapjacks" with a Steely Dan down your throat? | Post of the day  |
07-13-2011, 04:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | I raise you this: Robber who broke into hair salon beaten up by black-belt owner and kept as sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra | Mail Online Quote: Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra
A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.
Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.
But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.
She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.
Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.
Life imitating art: The plight of Viktor Jasinski has an odd parallel with the infamous basement scene in Pulp Fiction, starring Ving Rhames
Life imitating art: The plight of Viktor Jasinski has an odd parallel with the infamous basement scene in Pulp Fiction, starring Ving Rhames
The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.
Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.
Both have now been arrested.
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."
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07-13-2011, 04:47 PM
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07-13-2011, 04:50 PM
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I COULD ONLY BE SO COTTDAMN LUCKY. I would learn a lot from that "lesson".
as in ROB THAT SALON. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY, AND I NEED A HAIRCUT.
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07-13-2011, 04:55 PM
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07-13-2011, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by hover how you gonna utter "flapjacks" with a Steely Dan down your throat? |
Ha! Sig.
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07-13-2011, 04:57 PM
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07-13-2011, 05:02 PM
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maybe his safe word was "Baaa", but no one realized it was him baa-ing?
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