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05-04-2009, 08:48 AM
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I was at a friends house the other day hanging out when his mother calls him and asks if he can watch his little sister while she went to the store. I'm 20 and my friend is 19.
His sister is 16 and she's been getting into a lot of trouble lately (having sex, experimenting with drugs, etc), so that's why my friend was asked to watch her.
After a couple of hours my friend gets another call from his girlfriend. She needs to be picked up from the train station because she was let out of work early. My friend only has a pick up truck so he asks me if I will watch his sister until he gets back. He leaves and I'm sitting there watching TV and his sister is doing her home work.
She keeps looking over at me giving me this weird eye. I've seen the look before so I try to ignore it. She is a cute little Asian girl and she keeps looking over at me giving me that eye. I keep trying to ignore it. She gets up and sits next to me, I act casually because to my knowledge, I'm not a pedo.
Things get quiet for a bit but she keeps looking over at me with that look. Eventually she says to me "Hey Keith, if a train is traveling west going 90 miles an hour, and a train going east is going 40 miles an hour, how long would it take before the trains meet?" To which I replied "I don't know? 5 minutes?"
So I'm wondering is this wrong? I'm really bad at math and I don't want my friends little sister to have the wrong answer.
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05-04-2009, 08:50 AM
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05-04-2009, 08:53 AM
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05-04-2009, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by KeithBMI  I act casually because to my knowledge, I'm not a pedo. | ...Just an opportunist.  |
05-04-2009, 08:59 AM
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05-04-2009, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by KeithBMI His sister is 16 and she's been getting into a lot of trouble lately (having sex, experimenting with drugs, etc), so that's why my friend was asked to watch her. | Keith, hook a brother up, yo.
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05-04-2009, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by username n/a Keith, hook a brother up, yo. | She's probably just trying new things, not desperate. 
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05-04-2009, 09:07 AM
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05-04-2009, 09:08 AM
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05-04-2009, 09:09 AM
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05-04-2009, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic wait.. am I the only one here who actually understood the gag? | No.
But I'm so nerdy that after my eyerolling finished I thought to myself, "You can't even solve that problem without knowing at what distance the trains started out from one another."
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05-04-2009, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic wait.. am I the only one here who actually understood the gag? | Of course I got it! You don't think my comment was serious, do you? |
05-04-2009, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by TheBigO But I'm so nerdy that after my eyerolling finished I thought to myself, "You can't even solve that problem without knowing at what distance the trains started out from one another." | I knew someone was going to point this out.  Quote:
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05-04-2009, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by two fingers Of course I got it! You don't think my comment was serious, do you? | No, but yours was damn near worthy of a sig!
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Originally Posted by TheBigO No.
But I'm so nerdy that after my eyerolling finished I thought to myself, "You can't even solve that problem without knowing at what distance the trains started out from one another."
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05-04-2009, 09:48 AM
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05-04-2009, 09:48 AM
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05-04-2009, 09:56 AM
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05-04-2009, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic wait.. am I the only one here who actually understood the gag? | Yes.
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