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Old 05-20-2008, 07:28 AM
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Are you/have you ever been an Ice Cream Man?

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The ice cream man in our neighborhood is coming back on nice evenings. Jolly young West African guy, drives a decrepit white Chevy van. He plays Christmas songs over the speaker along with the bells. Probably has no idea whatthey are, just that they sound happy.

Only thing I wish he wouldn't do is come at sunset; here you have finally got the kid calmed down from playing and she is finally halfway ready to go to bed...and the bells go off. ICE CREAM MAN!!!!!

Scramble around for change, beg Dad for two dollars. Run downstairs and out the door at top speed to the end of the court, along with most of the other kids on the block, some in pajamas. You want to say 'No', and you cannot, because after all it is a nice late spring evening. Besides, a Red White and Blue Bomb Pop would taste pretty good right about now.

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I never really thought about it. Do they have ice cream trucks in other countries? That would be a shame to grow up without one.
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Old 05-20-2008, 08:26 AM
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For two years it's been my job to give candies to kids I don't really know.
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Old 05-20-2008, 08:30 AM
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That's actually a pretty good source of extra cash. My mom bought a gut truck several years ago and hired a guy $5/hour cash to drive it and sell stuff. She allowed him like two or three sodas and candy bars per day. She typically cleard about $100 a day. Sometimes more, sometimes less. I've thought about doing the same thing.
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My first full time job was making gourmet ice cream for restaurant delivery, as well as at the counter. Lot's of booze flavors.

cherry nut amaretto.
vodka.
peachtree schnapps.
bluesberry schapps.
sex on the beach....

Oh my, I was an Ice Cream man, AND a bartender. Hahahaha.

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Old 05-20-2008, 09:36 AM
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Funny this thread should pop up today. My son bought his first ice cream from the ice cream man yesterday.
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:41 AM
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I drove a Dickie Dee bike for a while. Not a hard job, but not very lucrative.

I've never seen an ice cream truck, they where always bikes.
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:42 AM
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go to the southside of san antonio and you'll see the ice cream truck going about 50mph down residential streets... they ain't selling any ice cream LOL
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Old 05-21-2008, 06:45 AM
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I spent a year, delivering, and merchandising Ice Cream to stores, and superstores, for an agent of the top brand in Europe, but never the kind of Ice Cream Man your talking about.
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I spent about a month and a half as an Ice Cream Man.

That's the happiest I've ever seen any kids to date.
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I spent a year, delivering, and merchandising Ice Cream to stores, and superstores, for an agent of the top brand in Europe, but never the kind of Ice Cream Man your talking about.
I'm curious. What is the top brand in Europe?
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Old 05-21-2008, 07:36 AM
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My brother has driven an Ice Cream truck the last few years in St. Louis. It won't make you rich but you'll make some extra cash and all the kids in the neighborhood will love you!
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The Good Humor Man in the late 60s had a cool truck (with an open cabin) and a snappy para-military uniform. His sam browne belt held a cool change dispenser.

I greqw up in a very quiet neighborhood in NYC (out in Queens it was quite suburban)....we'd hear the trucks bells from blocks away. Stirred us into a Pavlovian frenzy. Good to be a kid.






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Old 05-21-2008, 08:24 AM
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No I never have been an icecream man. I do like that they come around in the summertime...sort of like Rite Of Summer.

If I was an icecream man the dark side of me would like to have a tinkly bell arrangement playing of the last movement of Mahler's Kindertotenlieder..... just stupid dark humor.
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I've never driven an ice cream truck, but I do like puddin on my navel, and Dixie cups. Pretty much all flavors, and pushups too.
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Old 05-21-2008, 08:49 AM
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Almost had an Ice Cream man fantasy come true a couple years ago...Im sitting in my living room (im in high school at this point)...and the ice cream truck is making its rounds..and then Breaks down...in front of my house...the music even slowed and faded...I was waiting for him to come up and ask if anyone wanted to eat the ice cream before it melted....

too bad he had a mechanic there is about 10 minutes...
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