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03-30-2010, 01:23 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | You know what really annoys me?
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When my deodorant falls out of the tube and onto the ground. Then it gets like, rug hair or dirt on it. is it that hard to make one that doesn't fall!?  I will be going out with 1 armpit deodorized today.  | 
03-30-2010, 01:34 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Youre doing it wrong.
I but my deodorant at the 99cent store and its never fallen from its tube. And my pits smell fresh all day.
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03-30-2010, 01:37 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | When it comes to deodorant spray is the only way to go. | 
03-30-2010, 01:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: South Florida | | Talk about being off the topic, I use it up and when it falls on the floor,time for the next one. Not as bad as your batteries failing with active pick-ups, is it?...ok I'm done  | 
03-30-2010, 01:38 PM
|  | One lab accident away from being a supervillain | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Powder Springs, Ga | | Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 When my deodorant falls out of the tube and onto the ground. Then it gets like, rug hair or dirt on it. is it that hard to make one that doesn't fall!?  I will be going out with 1 armpit deodorized today.  | Dude, you're putting the stuff on your stinky pits, not serving it to the queen.
Get over it. BTW, half stinky is still stinky.
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03-30-2010, 02:16 PM
| | Registered User Beta Tester: Source Audio. Hacker: Heavy Drone FX | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Spokane, WA. | | | What's deodorant? | 
03-30-2010, 02:25 PM
|  | Registered User Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alexandria,VA | | | Back in the day, I used to have one stinky pit when I was using Right Guard. Never found any Left Guard, so I switched to Degree. | 
03-30-2010, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by jive1 Back in the day, I used to have one stinky pit when I was using Right Guard. Never found any Left Guard, so I switched to Degree. | *Baa-dump tsch* | 
03-30-2010, 02:41 PM
|  | Basement Clef | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Below Ground, Detroit area | | | It looks like Pittsburgh will only be half-friendly today.
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03-30-2010, 02:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Houston | | | One time I was towards the end of the stick and it got loose while I was applying it. I was kinda in a hurry on my way out the door and I ended up flinging the loose part across the bathroom over the shower curtain 10 feet away.
I lol'd.
My wife, who was in the shower, not so much. | 
03-30-2010, 03:08 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | If I stink too bad in my pits, I eat onions and chili cheese fritos. That way I start farting up a storm and my breath stinks, so the last thing anyone notices is my smelly pits. | 
03-30-2010, 03:14 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | Shoot, I just duct tape a fresh bay leaf under each pit and I'm good to go for a while.
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03-30-2010, 03:17 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | | Just secure the deodorant in the container with duct tape. If you cover it completely, it's well-secured and lasts just about forever.
Of course, it doesn't do much....
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03-30-2010, 03:18 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic Shoot, I just duct tape a fresh bay leaf under each pit and I'm good to go for a while. | I use staples myself.
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03-30-2010, 03:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: an ignore list near you | | | How violently are you applying deoderant?
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03-30-2010, 03:24 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: New England | | | Clearly a case for Pitt extraction surgery.
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03-30-2010, 04:27 PM
|  | Me? Solecistic? That's unpossible! | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada eh? | | | I've heard rumours that Brad Pitt actually stinks on set usually. It's all so much clearer after this thread as to why that is. He has the last name 'Pitt' and he probably uses the same deodorant as santucci and I use the word 'uses' lightly.
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03-30-2010, 04:36 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by wabbit I've heard rumours that Brad Pitt actually stinks on set usually. It's all so much clearer after this thread as to why that is. He has the last name 'Pitt' and he probably uses the same deodorant as santucci and I use the word 'uses' lightly. | ba dum fail | 
03-30-2010, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by 5StringBlues I use staples myself. | How do staples keep your pits from smelling?
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03-30-2010, 04:37 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by geeza How do staples keep your pits from smelling? | He staples the bay leaves. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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