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Old 03-30-2010, 01:23 PM
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When my deodorant falls out of the tube and onto the ground. Then it gets like, rug hair or dirt on it. is it that hard to make one that doesn't fall!? I will be going out with 1 armpit deodorized today.
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Old 03-30-2010, 01:34 PM
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Youre doing it wrong.

I but my deodorant at the 99cent store and its never fallen from its tube. And my pits smell fresh all day.
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When it comes to deodorant spray is the only way to go.
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Talk about being off the topic, I use it up and when it falls on the floor,time for the next one. Not as bad as your batteries failing with active pick-ups, is it?...ok I'm done
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Old 03-30-2010, 01:38 PM
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When my deodorant falls out of the tube and onto the ground. Then it gets like, rug hair or dirt on it. is it that hard to make one that doesn't fall!? I will be going out with 1 armpit deodorized today.
Dude, you're putting the stuff on your stinky pits, not serving it to the queen.

Get over it. BTW, half stinky is still stinky.
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Back in the day, I used to have one stinky pit when I was using Right Guard. Never found any Left Guard, so I switched to Degree.
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Back in the day, I used to have one stinky pit when I was using Right Guard. Never found any Left Guard, so I switched to Degree.
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Old 03-30-2010, 02:41 PM
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One time I was towards the end of the stick and it got loose while I was applying it. I was kinda in a hurry on my way out the door and I ended up flinging the loose part across the bathroom over the shower curtain 10 feet away.

I lol'd.

My wife, who was in the shower, not so much.
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:08 PM
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If I stink too bad in my pits, I eat onions and chili cheese fritos. That way I start farting up a storm and my breath stinks, so the last thing anyone notices is my smelly pits.
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:14 PM
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Shoot, I just duct tape a fresh bay leaf under each pit and I'm good to go for a while.
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Just secure the deodorant in the container with duct tape. If you cover it completely, it's well-secured and lasts just about forever.

Of course, it doesn't do much....
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Shoot, I just duct tape a fresh bay leaf under each pit and I'm good to go for a while.
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How violently are you applying deoderant?

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Old 03-30-2010, 04:27 PM
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I've heard rumours that Brad Pitt actually stinks on set usually. It's all so much clearer after this thread as to why that is. He has the last name 'Pitt' and he probably uses the same deodorant as santucci and I use the word 'uses' lightly.
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I've heard rumours that Brad Pitt actually stinks on set usually. It's all so much clearer after this thread as to why that is. He has the last name 'Pitt' and he probably uses the same deodorant as santucci and I use the word 'uses' lightly.
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I use staples myself.
How do staples keep your pits from smelling?
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How do staples keep your pits from smelling?
He staples the bay leaves.
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