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03-01-2008, 11:30 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Prince Edward Island | | | You know you're a _____ when....
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Alright, we've all seen the threads saying "You know you're a bassist when...." and we read things and chuckle and say "That's the truth haha!" But the purpose for this thread is to do the same with whatever job you do. I'll start....
You know you're a machinist when you wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.
etc. Go ahead!
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03-01-2008, 11:32 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Austin TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Todd Stanley  You know you're a salsa maker when you wash your hands before you go to the bathroom. | edited yours cuz i'm not that creative 
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03-01-2008, 11:33 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada | | | Yah know you work with old people when you wash your hands before you go to the bathroom |
03-01-2008, 11:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | You know you are an epidemiologist when you calculate the mean number of salt crystals found in the salt packages at Mickey D's. |
03-01-2008, 11:53 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Boston | | You know you've been single too long when you start to analyze the evolutionary psychology behind dating.
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03-01-2008, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by peterbright You know you are an epidemiologist when you calculate the mean number of salt crystals found in the salt packages at Mickey D's. | Ok, this one made me laugh. A good friend of mine is working on her PhD in epidemiology right now, and no matter what the outcome would yield, her answer would be "not enough." She puts salt, and not in small quantities, on anything and everything.
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Originally Posted by Mark Wilson i need food or something. Or sex. But, that doesn't come in a can. So..I'm getting food. | Quote:
Originally Posted by john turner using a mac running vista is sorta creepy though. sorta like dating a tranny. i feel like hugh grant. | |
03-01-2008, 12:10 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | You know you're depressed when the world around you is acting against you on purpose.
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03-01-2008, 12:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | you know you're a bassist when you argue that the scenario in mythbusters to test the brown note is not accurate, and they need to retest on someone who just ate one of the combo meals at taco bueno and a half dozen cans of pbr 
i fail at this thread  
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03-01-2008, 12:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, TX | | | You know you need a life when the highlight of your weekend is going to Petsmart for some dog food.
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Originally Posted by Matt Till Coldplay makes me want to commit acts of violence and suffering. | |
03-01-2008, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by cheesemonkey You know you need a life when the highlight of your weekend is going to Petsmart for some dog food. | DO NOT tell me that's you. |
03-01-2008, 01:04 PM
| | | | You know you're a student when buying more socks is a sensible alternative to doing washing. |
03-01-2008, 01:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cornwall, UK. | | | You know your a TBer when you start making forum games.
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03-01-2008, 01:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan | | | You know you're in trouble when you have more friends on TalkBass than in the real world. |
03-01-2008, 02:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Valerus DO NOT tell me that's you. | that is me...
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Originally Posted by Matt Till Coldplay makes me want to commit acts of violence and suffering. | |
03-01-2008, 02:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, TX | | | You know you need friends when your current friend is a homicidal midget who trys to strangle your other friend daily
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Originally Posted by Matt Till Coldplay makes me want to commit acts of violence and suffering. | |
03-01-2008, 02:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: St. Louis,MO | | You know you're an engineer when you're right and everyone else is wrong. 
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03-01-2008, 02:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, TX | | | You know your cheesemonkey when other people dont understand what you saying and you don't understand HALF of what your saying.
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Originally Posted by Matt Till Coldplay makes me want to commit acts of violence and suffering. | |
03-01-2008, 03:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, TX | | | your know your colorblind when the sky looks purple.
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Originally Posted by Matt Till Coldplay makes me want to commit acts of violence and suffering. | |
03-01-2008, 03:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cornwall, UK. | | | You know your cheesemonkey when you talk about yourself more than other people.
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03-01-2008, 03:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: WI | | | You know you're ****** when the second chute doesn't open.
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