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Old 04-14-2008, 12:11 PM
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Eh, deleted in case somebody from my school reads these forums. No point in starting trouble at this stage in the semester.

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When you get tased by a cop after you mouth off to him and then don't admit that you were crying even when you're showed the video. Not to mention crapping your pants.
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You definitely get my vote for badass of the year.

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You definitely get my vote for badass of the year.

Who me? I didn't tase the guy. I don't know the whole story. I was just standing there and these three guys come running down to the beach and run in front of our lifeguard headquarters. They're being chased by a line of cops on one side and then from the otherside of our building comes another set of cops. The cops we're pretty calm. They had their tasers drawn. The told the guys, "look we need to investigate the car accident. Sit down, remain calm so we can get to the bottom of this."

Next thing you know one of the guys says "**** you, put your gun down and I'll kick your @$$."
That's when he gets tased. He's whimpering and then when he's being detained the cops notice the smell. Honestly, I was just standing there, and I couldn't believe this guy escalated it like that. That is my definition of a tool.
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I was referring to Vince but you swooped in and got the first post.

That's a hilarious story btw lmao.
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I was referring to Vince but you swooped in and got the first post.

That's a hilarious story btw lmao.
Oh ok.
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Old 04-14-2008, 12:23 PM
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You definitely get my vote for badass of the year.

Wait, were's the frickin' poll and why on earth are there any names on it besides MINE?

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Old 04-14-2008, 12:27 PM
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Who me? I didn't tase the guy. I don't know the whole story. I was just standing there and these three guys come running down to the beach and run in front of our lifeguard headquarters. They're being chased by a line of cops on one side and then from the otherside of our building comes another set of cops. The cops we're pretty calm. They had their tasers drawn. The told the guys, "look we need to investigate the car accident. Sit down, remain calm so we can get to the bottom of this."

Next thing you know one of the guys says "**** you, put your gun down and I'll kick your @$$."
That's when he gets tased. He's whimpering and then when he's being detained the cops notice the smell. Honestly, I was just standing there, and I couldn't believe this guy escalated it like that. That is my definition of a tool.

Maki, is this the guy???

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/p...officers-beach


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I was referring to Vince but you swooped in and got the first post.

That's a hilarious story btw lmao.
Uh...you realize that my suitemate did that and not me right?
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Yep. That's the one. That picture is taken on the area in front of our lifeguard garage. Seriously, I was just to the left off camera. That guy fully crapped his pants. The whole thing was hilarious.

Yesterday was crazy. Crazy as a full-blown summer day, in April. One of our guards choked out a pit bull that was eating another dog too. Not to mention the insane amount of talent on the beach. Stoked to see there is a newspaper article to back my story up.
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Old 04-14-2008, 05:11 PM
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Eh, deleted in case somebody from my school reads these forums. No point in starting trouble at this stage in the semester.

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... when you realize that you were even more of a tool than you thought, and delete the thread.
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Old 04-14-2008, 05:40 PM
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My suitemate punched a hole in our wall and is having his mother come up to fix it.
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Old 04-14-2008, 07:06 PM
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That guy fully crapped his pants. The whole thing was hilarious.
It's funny that because I thought all your muscles contracted when you were electrocuted no relaxed. Maybe the turtle had his head out of the shell before the tasering
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My suitemate punched a hole in our wall and is having his mother come up to fix it.
I actually laughed out loud at this one! That guy really is a tool.
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I actually laughed out loud at this one! That guy really is a tool.
i know, right. i'd at least have my father come up to fix it! what an idiot
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