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06-07-2009, 05:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Ohio | | | Are you tired of wiping your butt?
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She said It's a bit pornographic. Then again, I don't suppose you would crash your ship for a nice girl in sensible shoes.
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06-07-2009, 05:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | | Umm... wow.
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06-07-2009, 05:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | Lovely.I'll pass on the video tho.
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06-07-2009, 05:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Norway | | I'd like that  |
06-07-2009, 05:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | Well,
1) it all depends on if you're a folder or a wadder.
2) the toilet paper ain't dirty until you drag it across your butt. How do you think the paper feels?
3) You can't get good "feel" for that "just sure it's done" feeling.
4) Doesn't double as a marital aid.
I proclaim a fail.
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06-07-2009, 05:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Ohio | | "Being a big guy certainly has its advantages...and its disadvantages. This is a great product!" 
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She said It's a bit pornographic. Then again, I don't suppose you would crash your ship for a nice girl in sensible shoes.
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06-07-2009, 05:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern NY State, Watertown. | | | ummmmm, I think I stick to the bidet. (stick...HAHAHA) |
06-07-2009, 06:04 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio | | | I WANT IT!!!!
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06-07-2009, 06:19 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | I think that bonus grip handle would come in handy once in a while.
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06-07-2009, 06:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA / Missoula, MT | | | I only started laughing halfway through.....
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06-07-2009, 06:39 PM
|  | Funkify your Life | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Bucket, RI. | | | What about peanuts and corn?
Can it handle the peanuts and corn?!?!?! |
06-07-2009, 06:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2004 Location: Northern Virginia | | | I was just showing this to my brother in law and he came up with a good point, what happens if you get crap in the thing that holds the toilet paper? I mean, right there in the mechanism? ***? design flaw, hence EPIC FAIL!
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06-07-2009, 06:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunk-O-Funk What about peanuts and corn?
Can it handle the peanuts and corn?!?!?! | How about raisins and kidney beans too?
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06-07-2009, 06:48 PM
|  | Supporting Curmudgeon Moderator | | Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Suburban Chicago, IL | | Peanuts? Corn? Raisins? Kidney beans?
Too far. collected off topic rules : READ THESE TOO
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