You Will!!!

The Golden Boy · #1 02-07-2009, 11:09 PM

Is the Kay Jewelers' commercial national?

That's one crrreeepy look on that dude's face. I wonder if the chick either laughed or ran away screaming...

hover · #2 02-07-2009, 11:12 PM

Oh, the one where the couple revisits all these sentimental places then he proposes? Yeah that was weird. Nope, I don't like it. Man, I hate buying jewelry. Boy, I thought that dude to be a bit effeminate. Damn, I am tired.

Muusers · #3 02-08-2009, 01:45 AM

link please

The Golden Boy · #4 02-08-2009, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Muusers

link please

What's up with the YouTubes? I can't find all the stuff I used to be able to find with just a cursory search...

Georynn · #5 02-09-2009, 09:53 AM

Does it make me a nerd, the first thing i thought of when I read the first post...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWqIiCnCA-w

excane · #6 02-09-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Georynn

Does it make me a nerd, the first thing i thought of when I read the first post...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWqIiCnCA-w

YES.

Gard · #7 02-09-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Georynn

Does it make me a nerd, the first thing i thought of when I read the first post...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWqIiCnCA-w

Better to be a nerd (or more accurately a geek) than to be a schmuck that gets suckered into going to one of these jewelry chain stores and buying their overpriced garbage.

As bad as the commercial mentioned in the OP is, NOTHING compares to the unmitigated SUCK that is ANY Jared commercial.

I swear every time I see one of those commercials I want to run out and egg (or worse...) every Jared I can find...

Relic · #8 02-09-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Gard

Better to be a nerd (or more accurately a geek) than to be a schmuck that gets suckered into going to one of these jewelry chain stores and buying their overpriced garbage.

As bad as the commercial mentioned in the OP is, NOTHING compares to the unmitigated SUCK that is ANY Jared commercial.

I swear every time I see one of those commercials I want to run out and egg (or worse...) every Jared I can find...

oh good god, the Jared's commercials are horrible!

Jared Lash · #9 02-09-2009, 10:25 AM

Again, I reiterate that those Jared commercials are destroying whatever cool cache my name once had. If I ever meet anyone involved in that ad campaign I'm hitting them with a sock full of nickels.

And that's to say nothing of that megaturd from Subway.

Relic · #10 02-09-2009, 10:31 AM

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Again, I reiterate that those Jared commercials are destroying whatever cool cache my name once had. If I ever meet anyone involved in that ad campaign I'm hitting them with a sock full of nickels.

And that's to say nothing of that megaturd from Subway.

Dude, all you need to do is to call that Stambaugh/Guild thingie of yours "The Jared" and it will instantly be a cool name again.

Jared Lash · #11 02-09-2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Relic

Dude, all you need to do is to call that Stambaugh/Guild thingie of yours "The Jared" and it will instantly be a cool name again.

That's not a bad idea at all. You're just chock full of awesome aren't you?

Relic · #12 02-09-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by TheBigO

That's not a bad idea at all. You're just chock full of awesome aren't you?

can't help it, I was just born this way..

WickedPissah · #13 02-09-2009, 01:42 PM

I hate jewelry commercials.

Men! Buy your woman a diamond or you are an inadequate lover and provider, so she'll leave you!

Gard · #14 02-09-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by WickedPissah

I hate jewelry commercials.

Men! Buy your woman a diamond or you are an inadequate lover and provider, so she'll leave you!

Yeah, no kidding...but the Jared ones have raised this disgusting crap to an art form of disgusting crap...I say we destroy ALL Jared's!

hover · #15 02-09-2009, 01:59 PM

yeah, even the female GPS system voices are domineering in their commercials.

Relic · #16 02-09-2009, 02:20 PM

just because

Gard · #17 02-09-2009, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by hover

yeah, even the female GPS system voices are domineering in their commercials.

They made that one sound like a female "HAL9000"..."I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that..."

That one REALLY p!$$es me off, not only is it annoying and condescending, but they ripped off Arthur C. Clarke and Stanley Kubrick! Talk about nerve, not only are you a jack@$$ for the commercials in general, but you stole ideas from a couple of the true geniuses of the past 50 years!

Yet more reason to at minimum boycott for life the business, if not more drastic measures....

Jared Lash · #18 02-09-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Gard

They made that one sound like a female "HAL9000"..."I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that..."

That one REALLY p!$$es me off, not only is it annoying and condescending, but they ripped off Arthur C. Clarke and Stanley Kubrick! Talk about nerve, not only are you a jack@$$ for the commercials in general, but you stole ideas from a couple of the true geniuses of the past 50 years!

Yet more reason to at minimum boycott for life the business, if not more drastic measures....

Yeah.

Oh, and I wanted to point out again that last year I saw the greatest vanity plate ever. It said HAL9000 and it was on a Honda Odyssey.

The Golden Boy · #19 02-09-2009, 03:07 PM

Jared gets the boycott for the creepy maitre'd.

Gard · #20 02-09-2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBigO

Yeah.

Oh, and I wanted to point out again that last year I saw the greatest vanity plate ever. It said HAL9000 and it was on a Honda Odyssey.

Yeah, excellent idea! That's cool indeed!