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08-22-2008, 02:12 PM
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Beer is so subjective to the person drinking it, it seems like something so good can sometimes go so wrong.
This is the thread where you can take your anger off on any beer that you don't like. Please disparage one brand at a time, so you can give everyone a chance.
I'll start with Coor's Light: I'll know when a beverage is cold when I grab the bottle, I don't need the sticker turning blue to know that it's cold! If I want "ice cold refreshment", I'll get some bottled water or a gatorade instead of this watery piss. |
08-22-2008, 02:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Wellington, New Zealand | | | hey americans.... your beer sucks
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08-22-2008, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by vindy500  hey americans.... your beer sucks | Hey! I said one beer at a time!
Let's get back on topic.
Corona is like Busch put into a clear bottle and doubled the price. Put a little lime in it, like the commercials suggest, and it's sour Busch! |
08-22-2008, 02:19 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | Speaking of Lime........
That Bud Light with Lime flavor sucks ass!!! The marketing genius was that came up with that idea should be thrown into a burlap sack and beaten with reeds!!!!
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08-22-2008, 02:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | Budweiser, huh? "King of Beers", huh? More like "King of making me have to pee without actually giving me a buzz in a reasonable number of cans"
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08-22-2008, 02:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northern Ontario | | | Sweet mother of crap, someone gave me a 6-pack of Murphy's Irish Stout a few years back.
I'd rather drink motor oil. First of all it says on the can to drink it warm, and second it tastes like hell at any temperature...I still have one can unopened (8 years running now).
1 can, I tried.
1 can, I gave to my Father in law. (he hated it too)
3 cans, I poured down the sink.
1 can, I kept as a constant reminder never to try it again. |
08-22-2008, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackLake Sweet mother of crap, someone gave me a 6-pack of Murphy's Irish Stout a few years back.
I'd rather drink motor oil. First of all it says on the can to drink it warm, and second it tastes like hell at any temperature...I still have one can unopened (8 years running now).
1 can, I tried.
1 can, I gave to my Father in law. (he hated it too)
3 cans, I poured down the sink.
1 can, I kept as a constant reminder never to try it again. | SINNER!!!!
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08-22-2008, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackLake 1 can, I kept as a constant reminder never to try it again. | You need to put that on a stone pedestal marked "Lest We Forget".
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08-22-2008, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by sarcastro83 Budweiser, huh? "King of Beers", huh? More like "King of making me have to pee without actually giving me a buzz in a reasonable number of cans" | Dude! You drink Budweiser when you can have Sleeman's instead??? Dude, seriously.....
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08-22-2008, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Phalex Dude! You drink Budweiser when you can have Sleeman's instead??? Dude, seriously..... | Dude, I know... I ran out of Sleeman's at a party, and had to drink that frog water... Not one of my prouder moments...
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08-22-2008, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by vindy500 hey americans.... your beer sucks | That's a very old stereotype, pal. Evidently you've never tried an American craft brewed beer. |
08-22-2008, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by guitfiddle0409 That's a very old stereotype, pal. Evidently you've never tried an American craft brewed beer. | i know i know, but he left it wide open
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08-22-2008, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by guitfiddle0409 That's a very old stereotype, pal. Evidently you've never tried an American craft brewed beer. | So, so true.
I can safely say that many of the best beers I have ever tasted were American-made beers. |
08-22-2008, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by vindy500 hey americans.... your beer sucks | ha!!! It's working!
(see, we save all the good stuff all for ourselves and send the nasty stuff abroad  , it's our secret)
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08-22-2008, 02:35 PM
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08-22-2008, 02:37 PM
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08-22-2008, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Ben Lesser So, so true.
I can safely say that many of the best beers I have ever tasted were American-made beers. | Me too. We even make good Belgian style beer over here. |
08-22-2008, 02:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | I just can't WAIT to try the new Budweiser Ale   |
08-22-2008, 02:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | Man... I really hope I can get that Arrogant Bastard stuff here... looks nice.
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08-22-2008, 02:40 PM
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Arrogant Bastard is a great beer with a powerful kick. I have 6 of their BIG bottles with the swing top caps that I use for homebrew. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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