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03-05-2011, 10:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Rotterdam | | | Your best pick-up lines
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What are your favorite pick up lines with consistent results? I'll start it off
"Hey babe, would you mind searching my lost puppy? I think it went into that cheap motel across the street".
Or
"If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head"?
NOTE: These might actually work |
03-05-2011, 10:33 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Campbell, KaliFornia | | | I have been with the same woman 14 years, tomorrow. I don't have a working "line."
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03-05-2011, 10:46 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Central Alberta | | | 'Does this smell like chloroform to you?'
I've had the same girlfriend (my first girlfriend) for the past three years, I don't really have a pickup line. It's more 'hey, let's go and do filthy things in the bedroom'. |
03-05-2011, 10:48 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Seweracuse, NY | | | Lines don't work. Unless that girl is just looking for sex. In which case, you might as well cut to the chase and say "why don't you come home with me".
When, in the past (well before Mz. Skies entered my life), a girl tried a line on me, I'd reply "Are you sure? ...Because I'd wreck you..."
That would cull those who were just goofing from those who meant business.
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03-05-2011, 10:50 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New-brunswick | | | Me male, you female, we mate but no reproduce, k? |
03-05-2011, 10:58 AM
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03-05-2011, 11:01 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Tennessee | | | I usually use cpt. Zapp brannagin lines from futurama as a joke.
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03-05-2011, 11:15 AM
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03-05-2011, 11:28 AM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ohio | | | Do you have any Italian in you?
Would you like some? |
03-05-2011, 11:30 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New-brunswick | | | I kinda like Nash's one in a beautiful mind. |
03-05-2011, 11:33 AM
|  | Total Hyper-Elite Member | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Groom Lake, NV | | | Hey baby, you wanna come over to my place and check out my Bartolinis?
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03-05-2011, 11:34 AM
| | | | Does it count when me and my girlfriend are just sitting around and I whip it out and say "You want to?"
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03-05-2011, 11:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bay Area, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Munjibunga  Hey baby, you wanna come over to my place and check out my Bartolinis? | I don't know why, but that made me laugh pretty hard.
How about :
Hey sweet-thang, how about we go back to my pad, and I'll let you play with my Dingwall. 
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03-05-2011, 11:45 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Pennsylvania | | | "If you lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?" |
03-05-2011, 11:46 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New-brunswick | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ziltoid I kinda like Nash's one in a beautiful mind. | Found it:
I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex. |
03-05-2011, 11:48 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Medford, MA | | | Your parents must be retarded. Because you're special. |
03-05-2011, 11:55 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Queens, NY | | | I was never one for lines myself, but in my younger days a nitwit friend would go around saying "That's a beautiful dress! It would look so good crumpled up on my bedroom floor" needless to say he never got any. |
03-05-2011, 12:05 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Studio City, CA | | | Presuming that the intended female is in a group, your introductory line has to be at least intriguing, perhaps even clever, so that her peer's don't collective "uhhhh" you off immediately.
The standards are: complimentary of some feature, clothing, jewelry, social attribute or recent action (you look so classy slugging down that shot and beer chaser kinda of thing); show interest in her by asking simple questions; be friendly and fearless in your pursuit (no sweaty palms) but not cocky (pun intended); keep it light!
Lines that don't work: Do you have a permit to carry those 38's?; there's a party in my pants; how ugly is your bump?
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03-05-2011, 12:38 PM
|  | User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: East Coast | | | Hey, are you thinking about your vagina right now? 'Cause I am.
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03-05-2011, 12:49 PM
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Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Santa Cruz Mtns, California | | | My best line ever was a one off. Many years ago (before my marriage) so no pics. sry.
I'd met a stunning girl, asked her to go biking by the beach with me. We stopped and went for a swim, and she got knocked over by a wave as we were coming out of the water. I went to pick her up, didn't have a good grip, and dropped her.
I said "Sorry, I'm not very good at picking up girls."
And that girl came home with me...
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