when my boy traded in his mustang and came to pick me up in his new RAV4 i dead serious asked him when he was getting his new car so he dosent have to ride around in his moms whip.
i broke his heart with that and when that realization of what i said hit him he has hated it ever since.
certain cars create certain stereotypes
VW Jetta-college woo girl that likes to party
VW bug- future or current art teacher
acura- retail district manager
land rover- i just came into money for the first time in my life and went right to the dealership
jaguar- buick for rich old people
buick- old on a fixed income
caddy- old with a summer home in boca
10 yr old caddy- im getting subs and rims next week, ill regret that the first time it breaks down
mazda miata- aging gay couple
subaru forester- female high school gym teacher
subaru wrx- im almost out of hair gel
honda civic (non si) penny pincher
honda civic si- i own every copy of super street ( thanks dad)
bmw 3 series- daddy gave me this for graduation
5 series- just made middle management
7 series- just made it..period
jeep- a man is measured by how much mud he can sling
mazda anything else- the zoom zoom really appeals to my baby boomer spirit..its zippy!
truck with a v6 or less- have you seen my mountain dew bottle for my chew spit
beat up truck- i work..thats it
nice new looking truck- im extremely bossy and tend to shout aggressively at the windshield
medium SUV- beats the hell out of a minivan
large suv- jimmy has soccer and wendy has the orthodontist then dance
mercedes- i dont care if this costs half this much in germany, i earned it
toyota corolla- my visa expires in 6 months
mini suv, porsche boxter, sunfire, cobalt/cavi-chick car.
the list goes on but you get the drift and im sure ive probably just made some enemies but hey they all took shots at your chick car so it serves em right
