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10-21-2008, 08:55 PM
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... be told to highschool kids.
After full time teaching for a year and a half, I went back to subbing cuz I hate teaching and I love playing bass. I need fresh jokes to keep the kids entertained. Life is good again. 
Stuff like this:
2 snowmen are sitting on a hill. One says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?"
Longer is OK, but I wanna keep it simple.
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10-21-2008, 09:01 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Singapore | | | A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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10-21-2008, 09:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: East Coast, USA | | | one thing i know about highschool kids, it's that they love corny jokes told by older people. |
10-21-2008, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Planets Collide  one thing i know about highschool kids, it's that they love corny jokes told by older people. | yeah we do. just tell a stupid joke. the kids will eat it up. |
10-21-2008, 09:18 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Ireland | | | Two muffins are being cooked in an oven. One muffin says "man, its hot in here" the second says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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10-21-2008, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Planets Collide one thing i know about highschool kids, it's that they love corny jokes told by older people. | yeah. they keep laughin at me, not the jokes. I love it. I need more. fresh stuff. I know all the bar jokes. forgot about the muffin one... that one's great. more. |
10-21-2008, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Planets Collide one thing i know about highschool kids, it's that they love corny jokes told by older people. | 
I hear they particularly crave puns, "Knock Knock" jokes and "Shaggy Dog" stories. 
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10-21-2008, 09:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | if someone makes a comment about the temperature being too hot in a room take it as a compliment. 
or take credit for being cool enough to lower the temperature if it is too cold.
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10-21-2008, 09:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: washington, dc | | | what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinosorus?
elephino
what do chickens and eggs have in common?
they're both purple, except for the chickens.
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10-21-2008, 09:27 PM
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10-21-2008, 09:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Ireland | | | Did you hear about the fight in (insert local fast food joint)
Two eggs were beaten and a fish was battered.
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10-21-2008, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ehque A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" |
The best bad joke ever written! |
10-21-2008, 09:30 PM
|  | It's time for Dodger baseball! | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mentone Beach | | | "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Boo hoo."
"Boo hoo who?"
"Whatcha cryin' for, kids? You got a sub today!"
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10-21-2008, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by steamthief "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Boo hoo."
"Boo hoo who?"
"Whatcha cryin' for, kids? You got a sub today!" | AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! |
10-21-2008, 09:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK | | | What's the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs is both the same.
I realise that this doesn't make sense, but say it with enough confidence and you will probably get away with it, and have the person on the receiving end trying to figure out what it means.
Oh, and my favourite joke of all time:
A man walked into a bar and asked for a Double Entendre, so the barmaid gave him one.
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10-21-2008, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Happynoj
Oh, and my favourite joke of all time:
A man walked into a bar and asked for a Double Entendre, so the barmaid gave him one.
| I actually laughed at that one. Quality
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10-21-2008, 09:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Loveland, OH | | "Apparently today, one actress killed her husband and it is really strange because she apparently used her silverware to do it... I can't remember the name it was Reese..."
- "Witherspoon???"
-"No, she killed him With-er-fork" (Witherfork...yeah...)
-Well my brother the other day just won the lottery... (Some bogus story to make them be surprised and fall for it you make it up)
-Did he?
-No, I like to call him Sean Combs, but that is completely irrelevant...  Can't think of any other good ones. |
10-21-2008, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Nerve AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! | Glad you like, you'll have to tell me if it gets laughs or groans!
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10-21-2008, 09:53 PM
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Yeah, he came out of the cupboard.
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10-21-2008, 09:59 PM
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How does he smell?
AWFUL. 
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