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01-10-2010, 10:01 PM
| | | | Your methods of approaching the opposite sex
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Thought this would be an interesting thread.
Say if there is a good looking lady, what is your course of action? A simple hi? Comment on the weather? Cheesy pick up line?
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01-10-2010, 10:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: COLORADO | | | Stand up straight and look them in the eye.
Smile and be nice.
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01-10-2010, 10:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Moorpark CA | | | What is the situation? Bar? Store? She's in your bed when you get home from work?
My best pick up line isn't actually a line: I used to carry around index cards. On it was written "Smile if you want to kiss me." I'd just walk up to a girl and give it to her.
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01-10-2010, 10:11 PM
| | | | Experience has shown me that if you're hot you could pee on a girls leg and still get a date.
If you're not... I guess I had the best luck when I was either drunk and found someone of the opposite sex as trashed as me, or when sober and used a simple "hello". |
01-10-2010, 10:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK | | | Girls don't like boys - girls like cars and money.
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Originally Posted by Darkstrike If I kicked my dog in time to the music his cries would be better 'singing'. | |
01-10-2010, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by WyrmDL  Your methods of approaching the opposite sex | From behind, with a chloroform-soaked rag. |
01-10-2010, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by bongomania From behind, with a chloroform-soaked rag. | Oh great, coffee on my keyboard.
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01-10-2010, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by bongomania From behind, with a chloroform-soaked rag. | Related pick-up line:
"Excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
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Originally Posted by Darkstrike If I kicked my dog in time to the music his cries would be better 'singing'. | |
01-10-2010, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by arcaidy Experience has shown me that if you're hot you could pee on a girls leg and still get a date.
| ^^^This
If you're not....you gotta make the effort to meet as many women as possible to find out what your score ratio is. Marketing is key. Smell good. Be neat and clean. Once you know your score ratio, you just have to put in the time and don't worry about rejection.
Learn to read body language. Introduce yourself and find something to comment on...current topics, music, etc.
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01-10-2010, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by username n/a How is a picture of me feeling up a stranger music related? | |
01-10-2010, 11:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan | | | It depends on the type of girl. You have to be able to read which type you have.
Some girls like to believe they're in a romantic comedy while others like the disinterested guy.
Alcohol is the great leveler. |
01-10-2010, 11:09 PM
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01-10-2010, 11:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | " Bathe her and bring her to my quarters! "
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01-10-2010, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by bongomania From behind, with a chloroform-soaked rag. | damnit, beat me to it 
or rather, from behind, with a blunt object.
in the parlour.
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01-10-2010, 11:45 PM
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01-10-2010, 11:49 PM
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01-10-2010, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by UnsungZeros Eagerly awaiting Maki's response... | You mean leaving a trail of sushi leading to his bed?
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01-11-2010, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by username n/a Wanna come over and play Nintendo? | .
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Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. | |
01-11-2010, 01:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA / Missoula, MT | | With duct tape. 
Bur seriously walk up to her hay hi introduce yourself drop a compliment take it from there.
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01-11-2010, 01:41 AM
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