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07-29-2008, 08:28 AM
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07-29-2008, 11:36 AM
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07-29-2008, 11:51 AM
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08-08-2008, 07:53 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta GA | | | Workling for Fox News is a lot like graduating from Oxford University and then working at McDonalds.
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08-08-2008, 08:20 AM
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08-08-2008, 08:25 AM
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08-08-2008, 10:17 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Windsor, Ont. | | You ever call your buddy on his cell phone, you get his machine, but right after the greeting you gotta sit there and listen to -
"at the tone, please record your message, when you are finished recording your message press #, to leave a call back number that you can be reached at, press 1" 
I hate having to sit through that long automated recording!!!! Why can't there be an option to skip it and just go right into leaving your message?!?! Why can't cell phone companies give you the option to turn that function off, so that all you hear is the greeting, followed by *beep!* so you can say can leave your message and hang up, instead of the whole useless instructions on what to do. We all know how to leave a message on the answering machine!!
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08-08-2008, 10:33 AM
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I was there and I posted #8, Brutal Bassist #6.9
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08-08-2008, 11:07 AM
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08-08-2008, 11:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | wicked weasel just updated and I'm in LOVE with Meghan  |
08-08-2008, 11:16 AM
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08-08-2008, 11:18 AM
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08-08-2008, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker wicked weasel just updated and I'm in LOVE with Meghan | +1
That site has made me seriously consider moving to Australia and trying to get a job as their photographer.
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08-08-2008, 02:02 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | | We're all just a bunch of apes wearing clothes who've figured out how to play with fire and occasionally not get burned.
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08-08-2008, 02:05 PM
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08-08-2008, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Croox an picture is worth a thousand words.... | stuff does not work
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08-08-2008, 09:27 PM
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08-08-2008, 11:13 PM
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