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09-02-2001, 08:24 PM
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I learn something new every day over on the BG side. Here's some tips on "picking up chicks" that could also be applied to the DB..... Quote: Originally posted by A Rock
i noticed that some bassists get more attention than guitarist if they have more fiesty stage presence and stay near the singer!!that would help dont u think? | Quote: Originally posted by downward spiral
staying near the singer would help.... throwing something at the singer would also get you attention, but you will only be able to do this a couple of times without getting the singer's rage upon you,... unless you are best of friends, in which case you will prob. get something thrown back at you, all in the best of spirits... | Quote: Originally posted by Munjibunga
Yes, your best bet is a rock band. If you get in a jazz band, the chicks may have higher expectations that you'll be literate. |
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09-02-2001, 09:43 PM
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And that ain't the half of it. If you go back far enough, you will find the following BG Off Topic threads:
Poll: Who would win in a fight? KOOL AID MAN vs. MICHELIN MAN
Have You Named Your Strap?
Post Pics of your Imaginary Girlfriend
Are all Female Bassists Hot?
If You could Name your Bass, What would you call it?
Farting in the Car
How Much can you Drink before you Puke?
...and one whose title I can't remember, but which somehow morphed into "Places you've masturbated in public" before the moderator mercifully put it out of its misery. (This one may have been under "Bass Humor)
Kinda sounds like what might happen if Kafka got to write one of Letterman's "Top 10" lists, huh? It can indeed be frightening in the shallow end of the pool. The water has all of these warm yellow patches, too. Hmmm......
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09-02-2001, 10:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: The State Where Nothing is Allowed | | | It can indeed be frightening in the shallow end of the pool. The water has all of these warm yellow patches, too. Hmmm......
DURRL [/b][/quote]
As we say in Minnesota, "Don't eat the yellow snow."
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09-02-2001, 11:01 PM
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Liquid Wrench vs. WD-40 |
09-04-2001, 02:01 PM
| | Student of Life Forum Administrator | | Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Louisville, KY | | Quote: Originally posted by gruffpuppy
And lets not forget the ever popular
Liquid Wrench vs. WD-40 | GRUFFY,
I haven't read that thread, but I was wondering...would either or both of those happen to be PENETRATING OILS, perhaps? |
09-04-2001, 04:04 PM
| | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: In your basement. | | No, WD-40 it's a Water Displacer and Liquid Wrench is a Non-Flammable Super Lubricant.
You’re spending a little too much time in the gutter CF.  |
09-04-2001, 04:47 PM
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heh..heh you said PENETRATING
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09-04-2001, 10:34 PM
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No, WD-40 it's a Water Displacer and Liquid Wrench is a Non-Flammable Super Lubricant.
You’re spending a little too much time in the gutter CF.
| Right... I use WD-40 whenever I want my water over there .
Oh, that's a water mis-placer. Nevermind.
Hey, four cans was enough for Jaco. |
09-10-2001, 03:33 AM
|  | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | | Re: It’s scary over there
Quote: Originally posted by farmerdude
quote:
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Originally posted by Munjibunga
Yes, your best bet is a rock band. If you get in a jazz band, the chicks may have higher expectations that you'll be literate.
| Some of Munji's better work methinks; but I don't recall his name ever being Fuqua'd - surely a prime candidate - maybe even deserving of a whole thread? 
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10-03-2001, 08:17 PM
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And that ain't the half of it. If you go back far enough, you will find the following BG Off Topic threads:
Poll: Who would win in a fight? KOOL AID MAN vs. MICHELIN MAN
Have You Named Your Strap?
Post Pics of your Imaginary Girlfriend
Are all Female Bassists Hot?
If You could Name your Bass, What would you call it?
Farting in the Car
How Much can you Drink before you Puke?
...and one whose title I can't remember, but which somehow morphed into "Places you've masturbated in public" before the moderator mercifully put it out of its misery. (This one may have been under "Bass Humor)
|  I remember them!
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10-03-2001, 08:42 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by Bruce Lindfield
Some of Munji's better work methinks; but I don't recall his name ever being Fuqua'd - surely a prime candidate - maybe even deserving of a whole thread? | Well, if anybody over here had thought for even one microsecond that MONKEYBOOGERS was being serious, then I'm sure someone would have......
DOH! |
10-04-2001, 05:54 AM
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I never know whether he's serious so just assume not!
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10-08-2001, 12:22 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Adelaide, South Australia | | What about my sparky tests? it was good for the first 100 posts until ppl got annoyed. On ya Merls! 
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Quote of the week: Originally posted by DEFELDUS
stupid people never cease to entertain me. "i said do you speakahh ma language....?? he just smiled and gave me a vegemite..sandwich" |
10-08-2001, 12:45 AM
| | Student of Life Forum Administrator | | Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Louisville, KY | | Quote: Originally posted by merlin
What about my sparky tests? it was good for the first 100 posts until ppl got annoyed. On ya Merls!
Merls | HURLIN',
Don't get me wrong: the "Sparky Test" thread was pretty stupid, but it lacked the blazing neon "LOOK!!! I HAVE NO LIFE, SO I'M GONNA POST A TOTALLY STUPID THREAD" sign which would have catapulted it upward into eternal infamy.
Nice try, though...
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10-08-2001, 04:56 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Adelaide, South Australia | | Quote: Originally posted by Chris Fitzgerald
HURLIN',
Don't get me wrong: the "Sparky Test" thread was pretty stupid, but it lacked the blazing neon "LOOK!!! I HAVE NO LIFE, SO I'M GONNA POST A TOTALLY STUPID THREAD" sign which would have catapulted it upward into eternal infamy.
Nice try, though...
SISKEL & DURRLBERT | Good point. Although Jazzbo still closes threads from people asking about this sparky thing. and it is in Signatures.
Merls.
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Quote of the week: Originally posted by DEFELDUS
stupid people never cease to entertain me. "i said do you speakahh ma language....?? he just smiled and gave me a vegemite..sandwich" |
10-08-2001, 10:02 PM
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10-08-2001, 10:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Adelaide, South Australia | | That sparky thing was like JWC, it smelt bad and wouldn't leave u alone. lolol
Merls
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Quote of the week: Originally posted by DEFELDUS
stupid people never cease to entertain me. "i said do you speakahh ma language....?? he just smiled and gave me a vegemite..sandwich" |
10-09-2001, 09:46 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: San Francisco, CA | | Quote: Originally posted by merlin
That sparky thing was like JWC, it smelt bad and wouldn't leave u alone. lolol
Merls | And you're the culprit behind this madness, if I remember! |
10-26-2001, 09:47 AM
| | Student of Life Forum Administrator | | Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Louisville, KY | | | Just a "heads up" (no pun intended): There is now a poll entitled something like "Bass vs. Sex" in BG Miscellaneous. At the moment I'm writing this, the thread is 3 pages long.
As if that in itself isn't frightening enough, the word on the street is that sex is losing.
It is indeed scary over there... |
10-26-2001, 12:20 PM
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Just a "heads up" (no pun intended): There is now a poll entitled something like "Bass vs. Sex" in BG Miscellaneous. At the moment I'm writing this, the thread is 3 pages long.
As if that in itself isn't frightening enough, the word on the street is that sex is losing.
It is indeed scary over there... | Yea but it is up against some stiff competition.
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