well, sheesh....here's a norwegian joke i got from a swede:
*ahem*
one day, mrs. larson called up her preacher, father jens, because of skunk problems.
he recommended throwing a pound of lutefisk under the porch to drive them out.
she called a week later to get help with all the norwegians swarming the lutefisk.
i know, kinda lame...
uff da!