Amusing Ad

[ee-san]

This is from a local weekly...

FEMALE VOCALIST SOUGHT by established local variety band. Must have a fantastic voice, great pitch, and a great look with stage presence. Must also be versatile, willing to rehearse regularly, able to learn quickly, and easy to get along with. Call...

They forgot "willing to haul own equipment." I wonder if they'll take five out of eight.

[PlayTheBass]

lol That's a good one!

They also left out "Must provide own high-quality PA system, and rehearsal space. Ability to heal others' injuries a plus."

[anonymous0726]

Or, "Willing to bang the lead guitarist so as to stifle his non-stop belly-aching."