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08-28-2007, 03:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Chicago | | | Ancient Brotherhood of Poo
I'd like to call our first meeting to order. 
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08-28-2007, 04:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: I'm a dyno man, N.of Detoilet | | | Ain't love grand???? Cute but smelly, thing even out.
Josh
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08-28-2007, 04:38 PM
| | | | Excellent.
Outstanding coat of arms.
Perhaps we could ask the elder poo statesmen to address the body first. Being a relative newcomer to the Poo I defer to those with deeper piles. |
08-28-2007, 04:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Maui | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncletoad 
Perhaps we could ask the elder poo statesmen to address the body first.
| Great idea... most of my friends laugh at me when I mention my kids' ages (9 and 13) .... they usually have grandkids older than that.
With all the great times I've had playing bass, raising two daughters with the love of my life is a gift that can't be described.
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08-28-2007, 04:59 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Chicago | | | I figured velcro straps would make a lame coat of arms. Plus this is the Ancient Brotherhood. |
08-28-2007, 05:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Maui | | | Gotcha... I can almost smell the ammonia. |
08-28-2007, 05:57 PM
|  | Journeyman Clam Artist Moderator | | Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, baby | | | Mine are 9 and 11.
Got a runny, smelly, over-flowing apple juice-driven (or perhaps fresh cherries from the Okanogan Valley and a rented car seat in a rent-a-car and only a cold mountain lake and no soap) problem?? I'm telling y'all: think respirator!
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08-28-2007, 06:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NY and Miami | | | My girls are 5 years, 2 years, and 10 months. The two-year-old just got into the full-blown "backsliding" stage of toilet training. The ten-month-old goes through something like 8 diapers a day, plus one or two at night. There's nothing but poo in my house.
Seriously, my fingers smell like poo right now. After a while, it doesn't wash off.
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08-28-2007, 06:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: I'm a dyno man, N.of Detoilet | | | It's an acquired taste, not for the uninitiated.......
Josh
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08-28-2007, 06:50 PM
|  | ... activating internal kill switch ... | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pig's Eye, MN (aka st. paul) | | | yes sir, my guy's sleeping in a triple layer of cloth-based poo catching goodness right now.
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08-28-2007, 08:19 PM
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08-28-2007, 08:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NY and Miami | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcus Johnson | Yeah, I've heard about this kind of stuff. I'm not a member.
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08-28-2007, 09:52 PM
|  | Student of Life Forum Administrator | | Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Louisville, KY | | | My son will be 5 in a few months. We've been in a poo-free zone for a couple of years now. Yowsah! |
08-28-2007, 10:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Chicago | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcus Johnson | I've got a friend that swears by this. She lives in rural UP Michigan. I've not actually seen it in action. Sounds like a bunch of poo to me.
Mine are 2 and 4 (though she is adamant about being 4 1/2). The best is when you have to clean poo out of a kiddie potty while saying "great job, look... you went poo-poo in the potty. Great Job, Gimme 5..." |
08-29-2007, 03:11 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Georgia | | | I thought I was out, my kids being ages 8 - 21. Then the wife starts to babysit, and, and, and....
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08-29-2007, 05:59 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: North Carolina | | | OK
I'll chime in.
My kids are 22 and 19. Aaron, the oldest used to really kill me when he was small. Not so much with the poo, but with the quivering, eyes wide open look as he peed his diaper in a sitting position. I bet he'd be really proud of what his old man is discussing on the internet about him right now.
Then with the boys, after a bath, the intentional peeing that always inconveniently happened just as you were beginning to apply the new diaper and struck you in the chest or face.
Here's a side to those of the faint noses. I worked for 3 years as a health care technician on a mental hospital ward. We were the actual hospital floor, where we attended to physical ailments of mental patients.
Imagine, if you will, what you want about a kid's diaper and then apply that same notion to a very mentally disturbed adult and you can draw about any conclusion you want to what I experienced. 
Baby diapers ain't nothing.
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08-29-2007, 06:20 AM
| | | | I'm not worthy. |
08-29-2007, 06:50 AM
| | ... activating internal kill switch ... | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pig's Eye, MN (aka st. paul) | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcus Johnson | Here in MN, we refer to that as a "Free range baby".
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08-29-2007, 09:22 AM
| | Student of Life Forum Administrator | | Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Louisville, KY | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncletoad I'm not worthy. | If that's true, maybe you should change your usertitle to "apprentice of poo" or, "jack of poo"? I consider myself a poo initiate, but with only one kid who never has poo accidents, I bow to those like Grand Master Ramsey who have paid their pues over the years. All Hail!
Last edited by Chris Fitzgerald : 08-29-2007 at 09:39 AM.
Reason: Appropriate ranking change
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08-29-2007, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Chris Fitzgerald If that's true, maybe you should change your usertitle to "apprentice of poo" or, "jack of poo"? I consider myself a poo initiate, but with only one kid who never has poo accidents, I bow to those like President Ramsey who have paid their pues over the years. All Hail! | So be it.
It is done.
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