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04-19-2004, 11:21 PM
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What are some more obscure standards you guys like to play? Here are some of mine, in no particular order:
Everything I Loathe
A Pretty Girl Is Like a Malady
I've Grown a Culture on her Face
I Dismember You
Sweet Lo Mein
I'm Getting Semi Mental Over You
Love For Scale
Lover, Back Up To Me
What Is This Thing Called Lunch
The Girl with Emphasema
Thou Smell
Bring 'em on!
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04-20-2004, 01:57 AM
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If I were a bull
Chick to chick
I let a song go out of my fart
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04-20-2004, 05:33 AM
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You Nork, You Nork
Green Coughin' Street |
04-20-2004, 06:13 AM
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There will never be another ewe.
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04-20-2004, 07:10 AM
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The Days of Swine and Noses
Black Orifice (or, A Way, Has His Wife, With A Tool)
Chartreuse Porpoise Boulevard
In a Sorta Mental Mood
Bela by Barlight
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04-20-2004, 07:23 AM
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Green Endorphin Street
Lullaby Of The Loaves
Shave
Kissed A Sadist
Satan Doll
Silver's Gatorade
Angel Thighs
Lullaby of Turdland
etc.
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04-20-2004, 07:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: NYC | | | You're leaving out the Irish tunes
FITZHUGH OR NO ONE
OOP BOP SHILLELAIGH
or how about
(ONCE I HAD A) SECRET CODE
I'M AN OLD FASCIST (I love the moonlight...marches that is!)
AUTUMN LEAVES (so why won't you)
and that perennial rhythm section favorite
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE ONE IS
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04-20-2004, 07:36 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bay Area (Chesapeake ) | | | Butt Beautiful (check out the centerfold)
Maid in Porridge
All Snooze
Alice's Underband
A Bone Together
A Froggy Day
Black Bile
Constipation (how'd ja miss that one?)
Cork and Bottle (just going down the table of contents here)
Dear Old Stockboy
Don't Frame Me
Easy to Loathe
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04-20-2004, 09:30 AM
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- Getting Semen All Over You
- I Remember You (And All the ****ed Up **** You Used to Do)
- Alice, Your Pants Are Down
- You Stepped Out the Latrine
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04-20-2004, 02:00 PM
|  | Journeyman Clam Artist Moderator | | Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, baby | | OK, now this has fallen over into the gutter (from a recent set list): - Sweet Sue, F**k You
- A Smooth Bum
- InnaMelloTonaDaVida
- Honey, suckle Rose
- I Loved Paris
- Killer Fred
- Small, the Things You Are
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04-20-2004, 02:31 PM
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Orange Coloured Guy
Days of Swine and Roaches
Enema Solitude (In my Servitude)
Dude, in ya go.
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04-20-2004, 02:34 PM
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"I'm Shaving Off My Muff For You" |
04-20-2004, 02:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Oshawa, Ontario, Canada | | | Rock 'n' roll too?
Schmuck on the Water
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04-20-2004, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Ed Fuqua You're leaving out the Irish tunes
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE ONE IS | 
lmfao!!
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04-20-2004, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Ed Fuqua and that perennial rhythm section favorite
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE ONE IS | Ed,
How about posting those lyrics again?
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04-20-2004, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Goodbar Ed,
How about posting those lyrics again? | I thought you'd never ask....
With thanks to John Ray and apologies to countless clueless tenor players everywhere
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE ONE IS You don't know
where one is,
you never know the changes or the form.
Your playing is so far below the norm
And you don't know
where one is.
You don't know
what beats are,
you cannot tell beat one from and of 3.
Just how lame can one poor fella be?
And you don't know
where one is.
Don't you know
the key or chords
for tunes you claim you're knowin'?
No wonder
you sound so lost
once you've started blowin'.
I can't tell
from your line
whether you're in 3 or in 5/4.
I tell you this and tell you one thing more,
you don't know
where one is.
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04-20-2004, 03:26 PM
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Fat and Lonely
Pornithology
Not to mention my favorite Hal Galper Standard:
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04-20-2004, 08:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Oshawa, Ontario, Canada | | | Czars Fell on Ali Baba
You Bite Up my Wife
Goon Fight in Vermont
One Note Santa
Thanks for the Mammaries
Smog Gets In Your Eyes
Car Rust
My Heart Belongs to Flabby
S'Wunderbar
Don't Got a Round Gut Any More
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04-20-2004, 08:41 PM
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04-20-2004, 11:36 PM
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(I don't stand) in Most of my Pants with Poo
In The Nude
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