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01-07-2009, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by christ andronis  Greeks LIKE that word!!!  | Good Man, christ! You GOT it!!!
Ladies, please take christ's post as a barometer of the "intellectuals" that darken my door........ 
As for the menace...notice the vocabulary..."Wow!". Unfortunately, in his troubled past he has ingested SO many mind altering substances that all he has left is....."Wow". This tends at times to grate on my nerves but I do care for him with his terrible condition.
Oh hi menace, and Wow!.
I see you learned to use the nice smiley faces.....Wow!
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01-07-2009, 01:32 PM
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01-07-2009, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Marcus Johnson Gee! | Ladies, this here one......what CAN I say? I just don't have the time now. Please do A TB search under: "Gee!" ( by the way, "Wow!" is in there as well. )
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Oh, no.....have we gone OT yet again?
"The opportunity was there...but it never presented itself." Phil Urso, 1980. :atoz:
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01-07-2009, 02:12 PM
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Don should retitle it Warmbotox Revenge. |
01-07-2009, 02:42 PM
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01-07-2009, 02:51 PM
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This is why I never go to Hawaii. |
01-07-2009, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by TroyK I'm so lost and confused by this thread.
This is why I never go to Hawaii. | I wasn't confused until Uncle Paul started talking and he didn't come near Hawaii. |
01-07-2009, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncletoad I wasn't confused until Uncle Paul started talking and he didn't come near Hawaii. | But was quite near the Hawaiian, until it mysteriously vanished in a puff of smoke...
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01-07-2009, 03:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: San Marvelous, Texas | | | The obvious question...
Somebody has to do it, so I guess it'll be me...
So, UT, While you were in Hawaii... did you get laid?  |
01-07-2009, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by txstatebass Somebody has to do it, so I guess it'll be me...
So, UT, While you were in Hawaii... did you get laid? | Yes. By an old friend. She is an Osteopath that moved to Oahu several years ago. She gave me an excellent adjustment too.
I miss her. She is very talented.
She did them same with Cheri and Vincent as well. A full family affair. We thought it best to introduce Vincent to these kinds of experiences very young so that he's used to them. |
01-07-2009, 04:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: San Marvelous, Texas | | | Thanks Toad, you're a good sport for humoring my terrible sense of humor! |
01-11-2009, 05:38 AM
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01-12-2009, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Warburton As far as you go, Trey....and as you know, it ain't too god damn far...You and Phil must have decided to invent a new art form here. You BOTH seem so insistent in jivin' around and talkin' **** about several topics that most of us would never think of bringing up in a world wide, family forum such as this.
Your latest posts about your "dancer (dancer....HA! I spent a few years in Vegas MYOWNSELF and I would NEVER refer to some of my lady friends there as "dancers") friend" is most revealing....especially to your wife and Phil's.
I do, however, happen to know that both of your beloveds are BANNED from reading any of your cheap and tacky remarks here on the board.  I pray for both of you daily.....Here, alone in the darkness...by MYOWNSELF...late into the early morning, without no god damn beloved MYOWNSELF. I do have my beautiful 1888 five string ( low B ), full 7/8 size, Joseph Bohmann double bass... worth many, many, many thousands of American dollars. MYOWNSELF being the first player of the instrument, due to an estate squabble. You may see it on our the Talkbasses v2 under the Basses forum heading. You can hear it and MYOWNSELF playing it on our TB sampler, under our Recordings forum heading. I have recorded many, many records in my life...But, may I direct you to my fabulous reading of the beautiful " My One and Only Love ". I ACTUALLY play the MELODY on my cumbersome instrument ( again, not to mention my fantastic double bass. ) On this, I direct my friends to modulate from the key of C, to the key of F. I then take on the role of the MASTER I truly am, and play the awe inspiring solo I AM most famous for. Single Handedly, I take take the bass into musical territories beyond which, it has NEVER known on the final chorus. Please think Orgasm.
You may see pictures of MYOWNSELF under our Miscellaneous forum heading...I think the thread is called something like...What do we TBers look like...or something like that. Personally, I am totally WITHOUT EGO issues, due to my constant AND focused energy playing my instrument ( Not to mention my bass. ) I doubt that I have to even speak of my fabulous career in the wonderful world of jazz......Rest ASSURED that my playing is INSTANTLY recognized the world over....Our great cities; New York, Paris, London...to the dark shadows of the world's ghetty ??? ( maybe si, maybe no). ( pretty damn clever..HA! ).
But still, Like Van Gogh, Degas....and many of our geniuses, I STILL remain here ALONE, in the dark, maybe a bit cold at times, in this brutal Colorado winter weather..........ME, lonely? Ha! Hardly.
Enough about ME...What do YOU think of my playing?
PS...For you ladies out there....if you desire any further information on ME, simply do a Google seach under Paul Warburton bass. Also, look for my new book titled: HISOWNSELF... | Just about pissed myself reading this. Sat for a moment in reverence and prayer. Dang.
Reminds me of "Infinite Jest," the Dr. Bronner soap label, and the Ak-mak cracker box spiel, combined, in all of the best ways. Thank you.
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01-12-2009, 09:51 PM
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Eric...I had to do some Google research on the items in your post. I am, indeed, humbled. Thanks man.
As my friend, the menace, would say and I quote: "Wow."
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01-13-2009, 06:04 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Boston, MA | | | Er...sorry, didn't mean to be obscure.
Ah well, if we're already out there, I can safely say "Happy Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment (YDAU)", to any other Infinite Jest admirers or haters.
Paul, I will send you a copy. Demented, funny, obsessive, and truly pissed off; what's not to like?
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01-13-2009, 08:31 AM
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Eric, no problem. I love obscure. If I didn't, I wouldn't be a jazz bass player.
You're a beaut, Eric....thanks man.
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01-13-2009, 09:05 AM
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No ****, Marcus.....I think all of us "elders" miss him very much.
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"The opportunity was there...but it never presented itself." Phil Urso, 1980. :atoz: |
01-13-2009, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Marcus Johnson For some reason, that made me think of Ray Parker. Now there's a guy that can come at you from out of left field.  | I miss Ray. |
01-13-2009, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Warburton Yep...since we're talking about him...he spent some time here in Denver, long before our TB activities. We were playing together in my basement. Fortunately, my late wife Barbara snuck down with a camera and snapped some shots without our knowledge, due to the fact that both of us had a habit of playing with our eyes closed.
As soon as I get my **** unpacked I'll be posting these for all to enjoy.
Ray doesn't have a clue this even happened. | He was naked wasn't he. |
01-13-2009, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Warburton Actually, if I remember, both of our basses had their bibs on though. | Prudent. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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