This is really kind of stupid, and I'm not totally expecting replies, but I was reading the Dallas Morning News online this morning, and I see this headline. Here's the article, but it's the headline that's the funny part.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont....79c6ed8c.html
I did a double take and kind of chuckled.
Again, stupid I know, but a funny headline.