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Old 07-09-2007, 12:54 PM
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My sister sent me these instructions which are not quite from the Department of Homeland Security.

Funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time.
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Old 07-09-2007, 02:02 PM
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Old 07-11-2007, 05:21 AM
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"Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now. "
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:51 PM
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Wow!!!!!!!
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Old 07-12-2007, 04:16 PM
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Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
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Old 07-12-2007, 06:00 PM
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Funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time.
Amen. Thanks for sharing...I needed that.

I almost fell out of my chair when i got to, "If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.".
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Old 07-13-2007, 12:04 AM
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Amen. Thanks for sharing...I needed that.

I almost fell out of my chair when i got to, "If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.".
For me, the tears came at that moment - I haven't cried laughing that hard in a while!!
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