Awesome tuner reviews page!

[bongomania]

Check it out:
http://muinstrum.com/tuners/2.html

[lunarpollen]

hahaha those are hilarious... what language are they translated from?

my tuner is described as "a sail and strobe tuner immediately after patent-pending nonrational rotatory user user interface housed in a tough, road-worthy metal natural enclosure. An oversized take note nominate indicator and super-bright tuning LEDs mingle to makeon-stage tuning leisurely in aggregate lighting provisions. Professional features same lawful severe get around instead of preserved chant and dual 9v AC knucklebones do this building block at internal in whatever pedal room constellation."

[Munjibunga]

Here's the one I use:

The TU-2 is a stocky tuner pedal what one features a 7-segment LED that displays observe nominate. Its brilliant 11-point LED indicator clear shows tuning variant, serving stay fresh guitarists in tune up regular on the darkest of stages. To make sure consummate truth, the TU-2 goes a tread farther than other present tuners by including a rare "stream" m that milk-sickness LED social movement as a note's set up becomes more than exact. Once tuning is right, LED social movement stops.

I knew there was a reason why I love it ... except for the milk-sickness.

[JanusZarate]

Wow, the Korg isn't like other tuners with their silly wall warts - It's powered by an AC FORCE WAD!

[MichaelVee]

That is beyond hilarious! I love these bad translation programs!

Another gem, the Korg DT-10:

Key features Korg

• Simple, horse barn plan along with a tough personify

• 16-segment take note show on account of splendid profile

Cracking up! It's time to lose my Peterson StroboFlip and it's primitive modern plan, in favor of the much better Korg DT-10 HORSE BARN PLAN!

Yeeeee haaaaa!!


Thanks for posting the link, Cyrus! This has made my morning.

[NKUSigEp]

Originally Posted by Munjibunga

Here's the one I use:

The TU-2 is a stocky tuner pedal what one features a 7-segment LED that displays observe nominate. Its brilliant 11-point LED indicator clear shows tuning variant, serving stay fresh guitarists in tune up regular on the darkest of stages. To make sure consummate truth, the TU-2 goes a tread farther than other present tuners by including a rare "stream" m that milk-sickness LED social movement as a note's set up becomes more than exact. Once tuning is right, LED social movement stops.

I knew there was a reason why I love it ... except for the milk-sickness.

You can type "LOL" all ya want, but I am actually laughing out loud right now.

[Nils]

"Simple, horse barn plan along with a tough personify"

[PocketGroove82]

I <3 the internet

[bongomania]

In case you didn't notice right away, there are 10 pages of those reviews. Keep yourself amused for days!

[jucas]

"...the PT-13 includes input, yield, and lawful get around 1/4'' knucklebones, as intimately as 15 LED graduated set up indicators, set up and monotone francis scott key buttons, and a 9V adaptor jack up. The PT-13 is passing easygoing and visceral to run, and sets young standards in chromatic treadle tuning plan and go..."

[NKUSigEp]

This Ukelele set up tube has an single metal tube-shaped structure in quest of for each one heavy-duty bronzy john reed, united by a long-wearing pliant living accommodations. It is rarefied to regain a brandmark as totally equivalent attending unitary mathematical product as W. M. Kratt brandmark make is long-lasting, character pitchpipes.

bronzy john reed? isn't that the infamous dislexic gold miner?

The Fender RT1000 Electric Guitar Tuner lets you jibe your pro guitar or deep set up by the side of a rightful, pro wheel put on piano tuner at an astonishing damage. ... - and it's a dreadful time value!

DO NOT SET THIS ON YOUR PIANO!!!! IT WILL CAUSE ASTONISHING DAMAGE! AND DREADFUL TIME VALUE!!!!

[Smallmouth_Bass]

Wow, mine have this key feature: "Simple, horse barn plan along with a tough personify".

[Sean S]

from the "Basses" section of accessories:

Fits the Music Man basses and to the highest degree other orally transmitted solidbody basses. Extra heavy-duty molded case includes structured bumpers, dual appurtenant pockets, aluminium valences, drawbar latches, and plush liner.

Now I just need an orally transmitted solidbody bass...

[markjazzbassist]

that is frickin hilarious. thanks bongo

[Justin Tuskey]

This is for the Dean Markley SR2000 strings "Oh yeah! The Dean Markley Will Lee is unitary raging bass string along! Taper-wrapping at the bridge over allows the SR2000 to waver more than easy and thirster. Their chant is unbelievable! They growling, they soda pop, they hymn. These bass strings as a matter of fact recreate themselves." Awesome!

[mrokern]

As tempted as I am to talk dirty to a StroboStomp 2 to see the "spicy speech pattern lighting", I'll stick with my StroboFlip...it can "bring home the bacon". I'm going to stop working...my tuner will pay the bills!

-Mark

[bassman1185]

I'm bummed that my tuner (Rocktron X-Tune) wasn't on there. I would love to hear their feedback on it.

However, I do really like the description of the Dean Cabbie bass:

"The Stylist Bass is a go down make out F-hole hollowbody Archtop bass in the opinion of dual humbuckers."

Gotta love go-down-make-out basses.

[bongomania]

Dual humbuckers? Sure, that's their opinion...

[incognito89x]

FL9 Flanger (Maxon)
Key features Maxon

* FL-9 Professional Flanger Effects Pedal
* The Delay Time verify exhibits an reverse telling betwixt the detain clip and the oftenness reposition of the rim
* Like other time-delay models in the Maxon run along, the FL-9 uses an analog ransack filtering electric circuit to bring home the bacon its succulent effectuate
* In increase to these received controls the FL-9 features a Delay Time pommel that allows as far as concerns a tremendous raiment of all-new spacial personal effects.

A top-selling posture of the archetype 9-Series, the FL-9âs broad performance run and replete oftenness rejoinder grant it to act attending whatsoever input sign to make a various miscellanea of inflection and time-delay personal effects. Improved twist including through-hole, glaze strengthened epoxy resin PCBâs, snap-in PCB connectors, and lawful short-circuit switching warrant incommode loose public presentation spell the compounding of unitary Panasonic MN3207 BBD IC and unitary Signetics NE570 compander provides warm up in time crystal-clear flanging through 0 time disturbance. Rate, Depth and Regeneration controls grant the user to telephone dial in everything from shimmering chorus line and vibrato to core out, metal overtones to deep, jet-like flanging sweeps.

Well, it's comforting to know they used the lawful short-circuit switching warrant.

Electro Harmonix Micro Q-Tron Effects Pedal
The Electro-Harmonix Micro Q-Tron Envelope Follower Effects Pedal is everything you enjoy astir the Mini Q-Tron, in an regular littler, rounded-corner die-cast caseful! The Micro Q-Tron is a rare typewrite of go qualifier, in that the user's playing title controls the set up. The intensity of the input signaling (also called the gasbag) controls the cutoff oftenness of a swept strain. As the loudness increases or decreases, so does the set up of the strain. The Micro Q-Tron?s set up is controlled by the user's playing kinetics ? a stronger assail testament soften a more than spectacular effectuate, piece softer playing testament bring on more than shrewd effects. Use the replete run of verify settings in combining through deviating playing techniques to acquire a list of various and single effects combinations.

I never knew the gasbag was so effective!

Little Big Muff (Electro Harmonix)

Housed in a heavyset, die-cast package accompanying smooth out corners, The Little Big Muff presents the greek and latin, true-to-heritage intone that falls someplace betwixt the electric current U.S. Big Muff and the Russian Big Muff. Its longing, silken smooth out maintain proves that far-famed go tin so amount in little packages. With a intimate verify layout and a pureblood you tin rely, this little comrade kicks add up bunt.

greek and latin true-to-heritage huh?

What a great site.