| "Oh yeah!?!"
"Yeah, so?!?"
"C'mon then!"
"Chicken!"
"Wuss!"
"Kiwi!"
"OHH! Call me a sheep shagger will ya?!?"
"Yeah, what you gonna do about it?"
...
"Um, so, did you hear the one about the two Kiwi farmers chatting over the fence?"
"Nah, wanna grab a beer while you tell me?" <fast forward 45 minutes> <slurred>"Oooii loves youse man, let me getcha another coldie!" <obnoxiously loud>"Naaaaahhhh, it's my bloody shout ya d!*khead!"
"Oh geez, give us a hug maaaaate!"
"Big maaaaaan!"
"Hey, oh yeah, so anyway, one farmer says 'Nice bit of lamb last night, eh Bert?' and the other says 'Yeah mate, and dinner wasn't bad either!'" <simultaneously, and even more obnoxiously loudly, and whilst spitting beer over nearby patrons>
"BWWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
"Oh geez, gotta visit a man about a dog."
"Ok, whatcha want, a Fosters?"
"BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA !!! Bloody goats p!55!"
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