every time i hear him say, "i'm a Mog. half man, half dog. i'm my own best friend" i think of the Stewie quote when he's glued to Brian and wakes up to the sounds of him getting..... facey.... on his own crotch.
"what? i'm cleaning myself."
"uhhh. you were CLEAN ten minutes ago. now you're just on VACATIOOOOOoooon."