Spokansas? I've never heard that one. I hear Spocompton, Spoklahoma, and Spokanistan usually.
As to the Big Muff, $300 seems crazy high for that one. I used to have one (still might have it somewhere at my dad's house) and I think I paid about $100 for it. Maybe the one for sale comes equipped with some über-mojo or something.
Inland NW ftw!!
