Large Hadron Collider

Munjibunga · #1 04-13-2010, 12:41 AM

Doesn't that sound like the name of a bass effect? Someone should just steal the idea from me, and make one.

bongomania · #2 04-13-2010, 12:43 AM

Well, we do have the popular "Earthbound Supercollider" already, but maybe Earthbound could make a special "Large Hadron edition".

Taylor Livingston · #3 04-13-2010, 12:52 AM

http://www.beavisaudio.com/projects/...ColliderDelay/

gumtownbassman · #4 04-13-2010, 01:16 AM

one of those effects will give you a good 'bang for your bucks'.

bassist4dalord · #5 04-13-2010, 01:35 AM

I don't know... It would:

Spin each note around in a circle until they ran into each other
Cost billions of dollars (wasted)
Be incredibly, impractically large
Suck unnecessary gobs of power
Experience many major problems in a short span of time
And add no benefit to your sound.

I think I'll pass

Low Sound Love · #6 04-13-2010, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bassist4dalord

I don't know... It would:

Spin each note around in a circle until they ran into each other
Cost billions of dollars (wasted)
Be incredibly, impractically large
Suck unnecessary gobs of power
Experience many major problems in a short span of time
And add no benefit to your sound.

I think I'll pass

This. Until one day, after you've spent way too much time repairing it and you're about to smash it to bits, it'll do what it was built for and change the way we view the world.

Geddyfleaharris · #7 04-13-2010, 10:10 AM

Darn it. Thought you were done with it and had it for sale.

guroove · #8 04-13-2010, 10:29 AM

I'll only by one if there's a very small chance that it can annihilate life on earth by creating a singularity inside it.

Sound Chaser · #9 04-13-2010, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Sound Love

This. Until one day, after you've spent way too much time repairing it and you're about to smash it to bits, it'll do what it was built for and change the way we view the world.

...by completely destroying it.

warwick.hoy · #10 04-13-2010, 11:55 AM

Does it come with a tin foil hat?

Meddle · #11 04-13-2010, 12:26 PM

A bit cruncher with an infinite looper would be cool. Every not you play becomes 8 bit self-sustained fuzz..... mmmm.

Deluge Of Sound · #12 04-13-2010, 12:31 PM

Great minds think alike... my first thought was "bit crusher!"

Munjibunga · #13 04-13-2010, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bassist4dalord

I don't know... It would:

Spin each note around in a circle until they ran into each other
Cost billions of dollars (wasted)
Be incredibly, impractically large
Suck unnecessary gobs of power
Experience many major problems in a short span of time
And add no benefit to your sound.

I think I'll pass

I like that. But I'll bet there'd still be some true believers out there.