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Old 01-05-2011, 10:02 PM
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Oh man, you want a laugh?

Then read this review of the Martone Meatwad:

http://www.harmonycentral.com/products/119284

"...I play the funky..."

They just don't write stuff like this any more...
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while im sure his phrasing makes perfect sense in his native language some of it sounds hilarious in english!

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"...Us of they are not many like he that they are always available for any thing, or you ask or doubt that one could have...."

Baahahahahahahahahaha this guy has to be a politician or lawyer. jk
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Old 01-05-2011, 10:15 PM
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This review made my day!

"Council of giving a look to you to the site."

Yes!!
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Old 01-05-2011, 10:51 PM
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Even I am a Chinese, I cant write these English so "good" like him.
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Old 01-06-2011, 12:09 AM
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A lot of these would make great sig lines!
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Old 01-06-2011, 12:22 AM
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:24 AM
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Party pooper says: Have you guys ever heard of the Google Translator? Yeah, it works that well when translating some other language to English or in this case a review to harmonycentral.
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:39 AM
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Party pooper says: Have you guys ever heard of the Google Translator? Yeah, it works that well when translating some other language to English or in this case a review to harmonycentral.
I'm not sure man, I tried to write something in French just to translate it with google and post it here for sh*ts and giggles. Actually, the translator almost got it all right. No way near that funny anyway. Too bad he only did one review.
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I'm not sure man, I tried to write something in French just to translate it with google and post it here for sh*ts and giggles. Actually, the translator almost got it all right. No way near that funny anyway. Too bad he only did one review.
Well, Google translator works suprisingly well with the mroe widely spoken languages, but with the marginal languages it's not that good. This of course depends a lot on the grammar of the native written text. Poor to begin with = poor end result.
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The gift of laughter is always appreciated. Thank you!

P.S. I hope nobody thinks we're being cruel here. Some things are just funny!
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"...Us of they are not many like he that they are always available for any thing, or you ask or doubt that one could have...."

Baahahahahahahahahaha this guy has to be a politician or lawyer. jk

Or Miss Teen South Carolina (too old of a joke?)
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Too good to pass up for a sig, thanks for the link!
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Old 01-06-2011, 04:48 PM
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I often "use a pedal of expression".
I always have it equipped on my lvl 38 Warlock. Along with my cane of summoning.



RPGers? Anyone? eh...
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Old 01-07-2011, 02:22 AM
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"As soon as I have ignited the Meatwad, more they are not stopped me! "

That's the secret! Don't step on your pedals, ignite them!
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Old 01-07-2011, 02:53 AM
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"...Us of they are not many like he that they are always available for any thing, or you ask or doubt that one could have...."

Baahahahahahahahahaha this guy has to be a politician or lawyer. jk
this is now my facebook status and sig. love this **** man
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Old 01-07-2011, 03:20 AM
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"As soon as I have ignited the Meatwad, more they are not stopped me! "

That's the secret! Don't step on your pedals, ignite them!
Well, if you want to play like your pants are on fire ...

and what are chitarristi?
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I often "use a pedal of expression".
I always have it equipped on my lvl 38 Warlock. Along with my cane of summoning.



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zthw7...eature=related
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