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01-06-2011, 11:02 AM
|  | OVNIFX EXAR pedals rep for North & Central America | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: PDX, OR | | | Naughty, dirty, lewd pedals!
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I can't recall if we did this already. I thought it would be fun if we posted up all the pedals that have naughty, sexually suggestive names or graphics on them!  Of course, we have to keep it clean for the kiddies, so please: if there is a word or an image that is not TB-clean-appropriate, please blur it out or otherwise clean it up somehow.
I can think of a dozen or more on my own, but to make it more fun I'll just post the old classic that started the naughtiness:
EHX Big Muff Pi!  | 
01-06-2011, 11:05 AM
|  | yiffffffTASTIC | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: California | | | Wren and Cuff Phat Phuck and the Catalinbread Merkin are the obvious ones for me.
Fuzzrocious Munch The Muffin. | 
01-06-2011, 11:05 AM
|  | Gettin' crazy with the Cheez Whiz! | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Visalia CA | | | Two that could be borderline...
- Way Huge Swollen Pickle
- Malekko B:Assmaster
Editing to say that until just now when I Googled it, I had no idea what a 'merkin' was/is...
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01-06-2011, 11:09 AM
|  | Groovin' Eskrimador Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Santa Cruz Mtns, California | | | Cream Pie is another...
and Big John Hairy Balls Fuzz
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01-06-2011, 11:10 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NY,NY | | | Durham Sex Drive is another. | 
01-06-2011, 11:13 AM
|  | yiffffffTASTIC | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: California | | | Granny Puker? | 
01-06-2011, 11:20 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Birmingham, UK | | | Ew.
:P
Does 'Lovetone' count?
I'm trying desperately to weedle a grilled cheese joke into the Big Cheese or Cheese source....
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01-06-2011, 11:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: West Bend, Wisconsin | | http://www.pedalspluseffectswarehous...dals_s/137.htm
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I don't know of anything more lewd than these...
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01-06-2011, 11:46 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia | | | My un-constructed circuit known as the Boweldrainer. It's basically 2 Big Muff circuits in parallel with no tone controls, only coupled volume and gain.
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01-06-2011, 11:54 AM
|  | TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Endorsing Artist: Lyt Pedalboards Beta tester: Source Audio Moderator | | Join Date: May 2002 Location: Connecticut | | | The Metasonix Assblaster synth module. The image is nasty enough to where I wouldn't post it here, although they are "cute" little cartoons. | 
01-06-2011, 12:02 PM
|  | yiffffffTASTIC | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: California | | | that's too bad. it looks like a well designed, interesting unit (heh.... UNIT). but i'd be pretty leery of playing out with something like that. and can't really post it on a PYPB thread. | 
01-06-2011, 12:05 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | | Cream Pie is probably the worst I've owned. | 
01-06-2011, 12:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: West Bend, Wisconsin | | thats not bad! They are just cartoon animals!! 
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01-06-2011, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by behndy warwIckah brings the hot fire, LaaaMaless Head melts faces. RARRRRRR. | | 
01-06-2011, 12:11 PM
|  | TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Endorsing Artist: Lyt Pedalboards Beta tester: Source Audio Moderator | | Join Date: May 2002 Location: Connecticut | | | They should rename that one "Pinocchio" or "The Unhappy Snowman." | 
01-06-2011, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Bryan R. Tyler They should rename that one "Pinocchio" or "The Unhappy Snowman." | I thought of a name, but I can't post it here.
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Originally Posted by behndy warwIckah brings the hot fire, LaaaMaless Head melts faces. RARRRRRR. | | 
01-06-2011, 12:16 PM
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Ok, here it is.
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Originally Posted by behndy warwIckah brings the hot fire, LaaaMaless Head melts faces. RARRRRRR. | | 
01-06-2011, 12:25 PM
|  | TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Endorsing Artist: Lyt Pedalboards Beta tester: Source Audio Moderator | | Join Date: May 2002 Location: Connecticut | | There's the Dwarfcraft "Mike's Salty Romance Explosion" as well...  | 
01-06-2011, 12:27 PM
|  | put a bird on it | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Minnesota | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan R. Tyler The Metasonix Assblaster synth module. The image is nasty enough to where I wouldn't post it here, although they are "cute" little cartoons. | I think anything by metasonix works! they have a history of having effects named for butts and things to do to them, like the anal probe | 
01-06-2011, 12:29 PM
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