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12-28-2010, 10:49 PM
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For Christmas I made a list with four different pedals on it. One of them was a Way Huge Pork Loin. I emailed this list to my mom and told her you can get them all at musicians friend. My grandmother asked her for the list. Christmas day my grandmother hands me my gift from her. I open it. It is an actual frozen pre-marinated pork loin. She says to me, "I didn't know what all that git-tar stuff was, but I sure know what a pork loin is!" 
True story.
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12-28-2010, 10:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Portland, OR | | | It was only a matter of time before the pedal names came back to bite us on the butt. |
12-28-2010, 10:53 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Deaf | | | Good thing you didn't ask for a swollen pickle. Or a big muff. (shudder.) |
12-28-2010, 10:53 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SF (North) Bay Area | | | LOL!!!
Gotta love the Grandmothers |
12-28-2010, 11:20 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Southern California | | | was it way huge? |
12-28-2010, 11:22 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Anaheim, CA | | | I couldn't help but laugh; sounds like something my family would do.
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12-28-2010, 11:27 PM
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12-28-2010, 11:30 PM
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Endorsing: Ampeg | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Apopka, FL | | | good thing you didn't ask for a rusty trombone.
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12-28-2010, 11:34 PM
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12-29-2010, 12:02 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Dallas, TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by iamdenialNJ  was it way huge? | haha, it was! 
im having some friends over tomorrow and im gonna cook this sucker. luckily i got enough money to buy a real pork loin right here on tb!
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12-29-2010, 12:04 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Cupertino, CA | | | This is so great. I've dreaded this happening to me for so long..luckily it hasn't yet but this is awesome |
12-29-2010, 01:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hong Kong | | | Try plug this between your bass and amp, you will get the true and organic Pork Loin effect |
12-29-2010, 01:12 AM
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Endorsing: Ampeg | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Apopka, FL | | | btw, i like your grandma.
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01-01-2011, 08:55 AM
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01-01-2011, 09:01 AM
|  | Vanilla Thunda | | | | Quote:
Originally Posted by fu22ba55 Good thing you didn't ask for a swollen pickle. Or a big muff. (shudder.) | Holy crap I think I just pee'd myself!
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01-01-2011, 09:02 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Denver, CO | | | Hilarious! Review expected! LOL
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01-01-2011, 09:13 AM
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This rules. |
01-01-2011, 09:40 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Pennsylvania | | | Yeah, this is just too funny. If cheap pedals were the thing, you could have ended up with French Fries, a Chili Dog, and a Black Coffee-LOL!!!
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01-01-2011, 11:57 AM
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- is this THE best pork loin for metal?
- does it have true bypass?
...there, those are out of the way now.
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01-01-2011, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by brekfustuvluzer haha, it was!
im having some friends over tomorrow and im gonna cook this sucker. luckily i got enough money to buy a real pork loin right here on tb! | Excellent | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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