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[FunkyBassline]

at my first gig in Tuscaloosa... this is just a dive bar we go to regularly, and yes the guy behind me to the left is effing crazy

[Matt Dean]

I like your bass...

[behndy]

yay! Colin Feral (that's how it SHOULD be spelled) went grunge and's a bass player now!!

also, Llama-kins, you're gonna have to help me out. i'm not seeing the animal likeness. do you have a creepy long wrinkled neck? do you spit on people?

"animals i don't trust -
anything with an ovipositor
Llamas - creepy necks, spitting
Alpacas - Llamas in a smaller package"

[behndy]

urrrr.... and Smurfy.... looks like a Cosplaying Braveheart Warpaint/Brainy Smurf that's been.... baby batter splattered? i THINK that's s'posed to be blood in that avatar pic (is that from the Robot Chicken Smurfs/Se7en episode?), but it's.... a bit white... and... bukake'y....

Smurfs were originally a zombie/racist comic in France where a black shambling creepy sorta Sambo looking thing bit something else and turned it into another vaguely racist shambling creature. they.... changed it up when they made a cartoon for American kiddies.

[Smurf-o-Deth]

I've had the Smurf-o-Deth moniker since my late teens (many a moon before Robot Chicken). My avatar is of my own vintage (yes, that's blood, and that's corpse paint, not baby batter--I have a bigger version viewable on my profile page). I actually looked around for a picture of myself, and I don't have one. I can post one later of the crappy cellphone variety.

[My name is Mudd]

Quick n' dirty bathroom mirror portrait done five minutes ago, and I don't always wear glasses...I didn't want to stick my contacts in just for this. Sorry.

[behndy]

hah! i like how, even though you're the one taking the pic and i ASSUME know that you're about to hit the button, still look surprised.

"WASSAT? DAMN YOU PAPARRAZZIIIIII!! you took Ladi Di from us but you won't take MEEEEEEE!!!!"

..... or something.

[warwick.hoy]

Totally not expecting MNIM to be over the age of 30.

[Matt Dean]

I know... there are some of us old farts that still kick effing azz!

[behndy]

Originally Posted by warwick.hoy

Totally not expecting MNIM to be over the age of 30.

it's a front. he dyes his eyebrows and hair grey.

for the RESPECT.

he's actually 14.

[My name is Mudd]

Surprise. Check my profile...and know that I'm still kinda wondering when that happened; college graduation seemed like it was last month or something.

And yeah - I was trying not to squint or flinch or something when the flash went off, like in the first three shots. I'm now temporarily blind from the repeated reflected flashes.

- edit -

Originally Posted by Matt Dean

I know... there are some of us old farts that still kick effing azz!

Word!

[My name is Mudd]

Originally Posted by behndy

it's a front. he dyes his eyebrows and hair grey.

That actually started when I was about 16 or 17...it's a family trait. At least there's no history of male-pattern baldness, like my high-school friend...he graduated at 17 and already had the horse-shoe-hair thing happening (you know..bald on top and a ring around the sides and back). Given the choice, I'll gladly take the grey.

[Smurf-o-Deth]

I graduated with a dude that had the horseshoe and Justin Timberlake levels of head-pube curliness, so it looked like a clown wig.

[Jared Lash]

And from a gig at the Stockton Ports stadium a couple years back. I don't know where the pimp hat came from, it isn't mine. I do own several fine pimp hats, but none like that.

[BruceBass3901]

Looks like a 'Bootsy Collins' style hat to me... coaxing out the funk were we?

A pint says none of you can guess my appearance Just a heads up, I'm 18, so no beer guts or balding (yet )

[My name is Mudd]

It just now dawned on me that it's a real mirror-image of me up there (the ring is in my left lobe in the Real World), but I can't find a way to reverse it right now. I REALLY need to get better digital-editing 'warez sometime.

[warwick.hoy]

Adobe Lightroom 3 is tutz. Don't know if it will reverse images,....but it's a really good simple, easy to use post processing program. It won't do nearly as much as Photochop,...but I lack the creativity to put PS to full use,...so I opted for LR3.

There are torrents out there if you know where to look.

[behndy]

GAHHH!! Mirror World Mud! BIZARRO MUDD!!

BURN HIM!!!

and BruceBass is about 42 inches tall, nearly as wide. rippling muscle beating the hell out of a bass twice his size.

FUNK GNOME.

[byronkowalski]

You forgot the uncontrollable torrent of ginger face foliage, cascading out of every available hair-hole

[behndy]

whoa. FUZZY Funk Gnome. yikes.