The update is basically that I'm a douche. The full story, however, is that it's not entirely my fault. IC Pin-Outs are from a top down view, and those are what I'm used to. Transistor Pin-Outs are from a bottom up view. I didn't remember that. Basically, I installed the 3 transistors backwards. A full gamut of sound clips is to follow, but for the time being, I have this comparison clip. The first part of the clip is the pedal, as it was originally constructed, the second part is the pedal, with the transistors the right way around.
http://www.bunchofsavages.com/tonebe...comparison.mp3
What surprises me is that when the Transistors are installed backwards, the pedal still works, it just doesn't sound good. Now, however, it sounds great. I'm still going to try and tweak the pedal, by properly setting the bias on the transistors, but for the time being, the transistors don't seem to have any adverse effects from being installed backwards, they sound good.