EMG JX set/DiMarzio Ultrajazz/DiMarzio Area J or Fender Mod Shop Noiseless J Pickups?

[RadioMasterDude]

I've been thinking in replacing the pickups on my Squier Jazz Bass Standard with one set of pickups mentioned above. I really hate the pickup noise, so I was looking up on these pickups to replace the stock ones. I can't decide which one out of these I want, sooo I came to consult you guys. I'd like to hear your preferences, experience with these pickups if you have them. A recommendation of another pickup it'll be pretty cool, but I live in Mexico (and I'm only 15) so there's not really a lot of variety...

Oh yeah, I play mostly rock, funk, and sometimes metal. The kind of sound I'm looking for is something that has an awesome slap tone, a tone that goes well with a little overdrive to sound aggressive (Geddy Lee kind of tone), a nice growl on the bridge pickup (Jaco like), no noise, bassy tone, and a nice vintage kind of sound.

Maybe I won't get the perfect sound 'cause I have a Squier, but I hope to get close.

Sorry if anything I posted sounded ignorant (I don't think anything did though...) but I've only been playing for 2 1/2 years and this is my first pickup replacement ever... So yeah...

Thanks!