This is weird: the club where I play every weekend serves a dessert called a "classic Ding Dong", and it's just like the Hostess variety, except it's made with real ingredients. It's fantastic. Anyway, they add to the "decor" by serving this dessert with a piece of aluminium foil (like you'd have to remove if you bought it at a store). And I got an idea...
I ordered a dessert (they're really good, what can I say?), and I asked for EXTRA FOIL. I took a piece and ripped it to fit under my pickguard, loosened the screws of both the pickguard and the control plate, and slid it into place where I could screw it down between the guard and the plate, thereby 'grounding' the guard. Worked PERFECTLY - problem solved.
Thought I'd share!
