two inputs, mic and line, insanely high input impedence, two-three tunable notch filters, true phantom power for the mic in, direct out, everything footswitch mutable, hpf, line output strong enough to drive a power amp, small enuff to mount on a mic stand, built in quick and accurate tuner, red, preferable bright red. oh, and it should be red

oh, and one big-ass master volume knob.
jeff.