Bad Band Names! Post 'em!

XansNiceSweater · #1 01-31-2007, 03:18 PM

In response to the "Choosing a band name" thread, I felt like it would be a good idea to make a running thread of local bands, good or no good, that have really bad or stupid names. Doesn't matter if you are a member of them, were a member, etc. etc.

I'll start with some from Marietta, GA:
Amoebic Dysentery
Antebellum
Thunder x C**t
Axial Discorrelation
Apathetic Discharge
She Came From Above
Mourningstar
Stereochild
B.G.K. [Big Gay Kyle]
The Mandrake Theory
Nice Sweater [this is mine]
The Degenerates

anyone else?

McCalister999 · #2 01-31-2007, 03:22 PM

Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Anal C*nt
Vomitorial Corpulence
Squash Bowels
C*ck and Ball torture
The County Medical Examiners
Lymphatic Phlegm

XansNiceSweater · #3 01-31-2007, 03:27 PM

I've listened to Anal C*nt before, hahaha

Pretty terrible

McCalister999 · #4 01-31-2007, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XansNiceSweater

I've listened to Anal C*nt before, hahaha

Pretty terrible

the good thing is they don't actually take it seriously

Dr. Feelgood · #5 01-31-2007, 04:12 PM

C*ck and Sh*t.

A potential bandname a friend of mine thought of when he was about 12 years old. (sigh)
Another one:

The Mountain Goats.

Shroom · #6 01-31-2007, 04:39 PM

I'm in a band called Which Way Is Up?

Not the worst name, but definitely not the best.

XansNiceSweater · #7 01-31-2007, 05:25 PM

A potential one for one of my guitarist's side projects:

Yeti Arena.

Not nearly as bad as some of the ones I've mentioned, though.

rob2966 · #8 01-31-2007, 05:30 PM

A friend always suggested...

Colostomy Bag Lunch

whenever we were thinking of band names (feel free to use it

)

FretlessArt · #9 01-31-2007, 05:36 PM

Big Dick Tator and the Well Hungarians
Connecticut White Bread
The Larry Tate Experience

The_Hat_Guy · #10 01-31-2007, 06:01 PM

Priapism

lol, a medical term for death by erection

Big Joe · #11 01-31-2007, 06:50 PM

I was in a band called morningstar (note the lack of a "U").

Now there are two bands here locally that go by one with and one without a "U" after the "O." I should sue!

My first (and finest) band went by ill swive for a spat.

Swive means to fornicate i.e. Sick _ _ _ _?

My drummer wrote it someplace public (college desk somewhere or something) for some reason and someone turned it into "I'll swivel" shortly thereafter. We almost changed it to I'll swivel to for cosmic purposes.

bassteban · #12 01-31-2007, 10:25 PM

25 years ago in my high school days this was considered pretty offensive: The Stillborns.

I was also in the Convulsions & the Sawed-Off Chili Dogs. Ah, youth...

Bassist_Ben · #13 02-01-2007, 12:22 AM

My band name..i dont like it...its sucky =P
ITS FVF (full view failures), tell me what you think of it plz.

bassburnout · #14 02-01-2007, 01:49 AM

My own band's name is The Chaos Theory. Our album is called Butterfly Effect. I swear I am more original than my bandmates.

ALiP BoB · #15 02-01-2007, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bassburnout

My own band's name is The Chaos Theory. Our album is called Butterfly Effect. I swear I am more original than my bandmates.

Love the name dude!

James Hart · #16 02-01-2007, 02:28 AM

I was in a skater punk band called "The Vagetarians"
a hard core band called "Lung Butter"
and a Jam/Jazz instrumental band called "Sh*t Sandwich"

Bottom Feeder · #17 02-01-2007, 02:01 PM

My current cover band is The Vinyl Junkies. I think it's a decent name.

My guitard player wants the name Meat Curtains. Funny if you're 12 years old, sure to offend some women and limit gigs.

Dummer wants to be called Rock Soup. Gee, how creative

XansNiceSweater · #18 02-01-2007, 02:07 PM

I don't want this to be a "my band is.." thread, by the way - I just want to hear laughably bad band names.

Like Anal C*nt.

Vandelay · #19 02-01-2007, 02:15 PM

The 4 Sknns -- they were actually a great local cover band.

fryBASS · #20 02-01-2007, 02:22 PM

Panic! At the Disco. I mean ***?