Nice ad for bass player on Kijiji

BillMason · #1 03-29-2008, 03:54 AM

http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-s...QAdIdZ43432628

Wanted: CALLIN OUT TO THE BEST!!!!!! LET'S F'N DO THIS RIGHT!!!!
Price: Please contact

Ad ID: 43432628
Views: 142
Location: Halifax
Date Listed: 28-Mar-08

OK
HERE GOES GUYS
I WANT THE BEST AND I DO MEAN THE BEST SINGER IN THE CITY!!!
AND THEN I WANT THE BEST BASS PLAYER IN THE CITY!
THEN I WANT YOU 2 TO MEET ME AND MY AMAZINGASS DRUMMER!
THEN WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER WRITE RECORD AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE DOESNT IT?
WELL IT S NOT
IM COMIN OUT OF A BAND RIGHT NOW THAT I STARTED MAKIN A RECORD WITH AND WASTED MY F'N TIME AND LIED TO MY FACE WHEN THEY SAID THIS IS \WAT THEY WANTED TO DO WITH THEIR LIVES
SO WITH THAT BEIN SAID
NO DRAMA
PROFFESIONALISM
BE ABLE TO HOLD YOUR BOOZE
AND BE F'N FANTASTIC AND WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THIS
PS IM A GUITAR PLAYER AND I D LIKE TO KEEP IT TO JUST ME
BUT IF THIS "SINGER" COMES ALONG AND PLAYS KICKASS TOO,
THEN THAT S ALL GOOD
HIT ME UP Y'ALL!!!!

OH YEA IM ALSO 28 SO NO LITTLE WANNA BE ROCKER KIDS OR EMO CRY BABIEZZ!!!!!

Busker · #2 03-29-2008, 07:09 AM

Well Bill Mason, are you the best bass player in Halifax? There's your new gig.

BillMason · #3 03-29-2008, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Busker

Well Bill Mason, are you the best bass player in Halifax? There's your new gig.

I am, but I'm too busy as a result.

purfektstranger · #4 03-29-2008, 07:39 AM

"BE ABLE TO HOLD YOUR BOOZE"

Hmmm ok....so far I qualify.......

DUBBED · #5 03-29-2008, 07:43 AM

Hey Bill, Who do you play with out in Halifax?

El-Bob · #6 03-29-2008, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BillMason

I am, but I'm too busy as a result.

the only reason you're best in Halifax is because i live in stewiacke

MikeBass · #7 03-29-2008, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BillMason

BE ABLE TO HOLD YOUR BOOZE

Well.......that narrows down the field to about two guys, and Bill said he was already busy!

purfektstranger · #8 03-29-2008, 08:01 AM

Ummmm think I am going to have to back out of this one....getting together with some of the guys tonight to watch the Canadiens - Leafs hockey game and to try and improve my booze holding skills, which have been suffering lately from lack of practice.

BillMason · #9 03-29-2008, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DUBBED

Hey Bill, Who do you play with out in Halifax?

Staggers & Jags, and soon with another group of guys I can't mention as their bass player hasn't left yet.

I was kidding about being the best by the way...

DUBBED · #10 03-29-2008, 11:41 AM

Hahaha I know, there's so much talent in this city. I was just interested cause I'm always looking for a new show to go check out.

Where do you guys gig?

megadan · #11 03-29-2008, 12:03 PM

Awesome.

Halifax is full of amazing talent, and it's also full of hot-air heads who think their killer, Pearl-Jam-REM-Pumpkins-Coheed super tight awesome!! band is totally gonna make it and be the next Sloan and be totally huge.

Just like every other city in the world.

Also, I'm pretty sure I know the best drummers in the city, and I don't think this guy has any of them

BillMason · #12 03-29-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DUBBED

Hahaha I know, there's so much talent in this city. I was just interested cause I'm always looking for a new show to go check out.

Where do you guys gig?

With Staggers & Jags, we've mostly been playing at the Spitfire in Windsor, plus Bedford Yacht Club and Finbar's in Bedford, but the other guys - likely Monte's in Dartmouth for sure, they have a couple other ones booked in May - not sure where - I actually haven't played with them yet, Tuesday night is my first run through.

BillMason · #13 03-29-2008, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by megadan

Awesome.

Halifax is full of amazing talent, and it's also full of hot-air heads who think their killer, Pearl-Jam-REM-Pumpkins-Coheed super tight awesome!! band is totally gonna make it and be the next Sloan and be totally huge.

Just like every other city in the world.

Also, I'm pretty sure I know the best drummers in the city, and I don't think this guy has any of them

So... ya gonna try out?

megadan · #14 03-29-2008, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BillMason

So... ya gonna try out?

Haha... probably not... my gigging and rehearsal schedule is pretty full atm, mixing a record at the same time.

But it would be funny, I'm sure. No doubt I'll hear them eventually, the Rock Garden seems to have a lot of bands like this in their rehearsal rooms (we have our monthly room there).

JoshC · #15 03-31-2008, 06:42 PM

This sounds just like a guy I know from the Halifax area. I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's the same person haha. Some people just have a knack for making player wanted adds.

professor_bills · #16 03-31-2008, 07:47 PM

SO how far is Halifax from Tampa BAy?

heroincredible · #17 04-01-2008, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by professor_bills

SO how far is Halifax from Tampa BAy?

It's actually pretty close! Ok, not really.

I really love that the ad is all in capitals. It makes me feel as though he's yelling at me.

Bass Viking · #18 04-01-2008, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BillMason

OH YEA IM ALSO 28 AND LIVE AT HOME!!!!!

I fixed the last line.

crazyguy832 · #19 04-01-2008, 07:18 PM

Isn't living at home better than living not at home?

Oh, you mean with his parents!

<_<

>_>

Hah.

Hah.

Seriously, though, that guys is... ummm... well... he's not 28. I don't believe it. Pics.Nao.

JehuJava · #20 04-01-2008, 07:23 PM

I think I would have expected a 28 year old person to write something remotely intelligent, not use all caps, and refrain from using terms frequented by rocker kids and emo cry babiezz.

Just my opinion.

Alan